people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

only gamers know the name of this character

pop songs would be more bearable if they were about a cruel and deceitful wizard enslaving the minds and bodies of men to build a great tower to carry him to the stars instead of like. Your Boyfriend

Every time I see Columbo on my dash it reminds me of something my therapist taught me thirteen years ago to deal with people who are like, using you as a therapist, making you responsible for their emotions or trying to pressure you into doing something you don’t want to do.

He called it the Columbo method, for obvious reasons. Basically it involves rambling about the issue out loud in a sorta ditzy way like Columbo does, then telling the other person “anyway good luck with that” and wandering off.

Rinse and repeat as necessary until they let you go away.

people got mad the last time i said this but you HAVE to stop pretending that people of the past were more intellectual and thoughtful and you need to model yourself after them because modernity pales in comparison. that's nazi shit

og by @markvomit but more girlfield

*puts my cigarettes out on you*