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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
danshive
thesuperheroesnetwork

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Texts From Superheroes

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danshive

Batman would know the exact amount of chlorine necessary. He'd know it better than the pool guys. If necessary, Batman could immediately assume the role of a pool guy, and do everything that comes with it.

He knows every method there is for getting rid of pool leaves, two dozen entirely different ways to swiftly remove dead opossums, and three hundred and sixty-seven ways to seduce rich stay-at-home spouses.

Batman IS the aqua man.

Which is more of a compliment than it sounds.

Also, Aqua Man wouldn't know how much chlorine to use. He basically considers chlorine in water a crime and would be horrified to learn what we're putting in our pools.

Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com
weltinator
lizardsfromspace

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

lizardsfromspace

Atria was a jorol ass word

demilypyro
prokopetz

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

clockworkvulpine

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respectable

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athingofvikings
killhitleragain

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PBS and NPR were never beholden to the US government.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was created so that the US government could fund public media without public media being influenced by the government. It was a private non-profit funded by the government, not a part of the government itself. This is by design. This was a good thing. It meant that even small local TV and radio stations, could afford to create media for the public good, without government influence.

This meant TV and radio stations for poor communities. For non-english speaking communities. For rural communities. For minorities. It meant that free and accessible media could be created for everyone, even if the government didn't like it.

That's why conservatives defunded it.

Because if they couldn't control it, and if it helped the people they hated, then they would have to destroy it. Do you really think that a fascist government would defund their own propaganda machine?

Not only is the idea that PBS before being defunded was propaganda wrong, but ignores the fact that defunding it is going to have long-term negative effects on vulnerable communities.

OP of the post in the screenshot called me an idiot and blocked me for pointing this out. So I'm setting the record straight. The CPB was never our enemy.