There's a new mural in Szczecin
ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?
no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"
in case you're not familiar:
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
i genuinely just don’t think people who don’t want to drive should have to. i think driving should be optional and it’s weird that we pressure people who are uncomfortable with it into doing it
you know who we should make operate a 4000 pound machine that goes 80 miles an hour? people who are really anxious about it
Anonymous asked:
Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.
bunjywunjy answered:
if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.
apparently they taste pretty good, but I don’t know if I could get past the look if I’m honest
always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.
pour one out for all the unnamed and unthanked people who made the bullshit ideas of “visionaries” work
the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries
what
thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this
