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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rattboxwarriorr
swagophile

you ever wake up and randomly feel like you're going to die very soon. like you opem your eyes and you feel like you're going to die in 7 days or something. like you can just FEEL it, even if you dont know whats going to happen its just like an overwhelming feeling. and then time passes and nothing happens. but the feeling still felt so real. Does anyone else go through this or am i "Insane"

yeah I've felt that before
annabelle--cane
annabelle--cane

I think a fitting mundane/contemporary translation of the mbtv murderbot - gurathin dynamic is to imagine that gurathin is a regular at some slightly elevated tier chain restaurant and is continually bitchy and rude to Murderbot The Waiter until one day he comes in after murderbot has already decided to quit so he makes one (1) comment about it lingering too long at his table after he's finished ordering and it decides to finally take its revenge by secretly serving him Blinding Stew

annabelle--cane

little did murderbot know that mensah (also a regular but chill and nice) is also coming to this meal but is a few minutes late, and without discussing they both decide to tell her that he ordered Blinding Stew on purpose, gurathin so he doesn't have to explain that yes he provoked it and mb so it doesn't have to explain that yes it secretly made someone eat Blinding Stew

annabelle--cane

mensah's on the fence about believing this coverup because okay yes gurathin would absolutely order Blinding Stew out of morbid curiosity and/or to prove a point, this is a man who would stand stock still as leopards ate his face and swear up and down "yes this is exactly what I wanted and envisioned," but also Murderbot The Waiter looks just a little too pleased about the whole thing

indigotigress7

hi @annabelle--cane! i love toxic friendships and obvious lies and modern cafe AUs, so this tumblr post of course bewitched me body and soul. so here's a fic about it <3 hope you enjoy!

annabelle--cane

OH MY GOD??

this fic is so hilarious I love it murderbot
bird-brainz
thoodleoo

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

thoodleoo

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no. begone

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tesdradgon

They truly are awful. I have to show you (/gen) the strangest one that I have seen.

The front page of the Colosseum website. In the right corner there is an AI chatbot. The icon is of a man in a toga, coloured bright yellow. The colosseum is behind him in white, with a blue sky background. Above this icon there is a speech bubble which reads "Speak with Nero" followed by a hand waving emojiALT

Would you like Emperor Nero to help you figure out how to visit the Colosseum and the Roman Forum? Probably not, but here he is.

thoodleoo

"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!

*hides my “I need to kill an ancient roman emperor” post and also a very large knife behind my back* why yes I'd love to speak with nero