Reblogged

DUMB NE3T IRL

Reblogged

Daredevil #1 (2026)

written by Stephanie Phillips art by Lee Garbett & Frank Martin

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Things I think Bruce has Googled after adopting each kid/after each kid became Robin (and what time they were searched at):

Dick

How to bond with a child — 2:10PM
What do children eat? — 12:29PM
Are fruit roll-ups healthy? — 12:32PM
Healthy alternatives to fruit roll-ups — 12:33PM
Healthy alternatives to fruit roll-ups that actually taste good — 1:21PM
Help my nine year old won’t stop swinging on the chandeliers?? — 2:34PM
Help my nine year old won’t stop swinging on the chandeliers Reddit — 2:36PM
How to reinforce chandelier so it won’t fall when nine year old swings on it — 2:45PM
How to help a child with grief — 9:56PM
Effects of eating lots of sugar in nine year olds — 10:31AM
How to convince nine year old to go to school — 8:14AM
What to know about mathletes — 3:16PM
SON IS MISSING???? — 2:08AM
What to do when child sneaks out and tries to kill parents murderer — 6:11AM
Is it a good idea to let nine year old be vigilante? — 9:50AM
Where to find child-sized armor — 9:51AM

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Jason

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Random child won’t leave — 4:01AM
I think I’m being blackmailed — 4:31AM
How to discourage children from vigilantism — 9:34AM
Managing grief — 1:24PM
What to know about the Drakes (Gotham’s elite) — 10:11PM
How to support a child while also trying to get them to leave you alone — 5:25AM
I think child has an energy drink addiction??? — 1:23AM
Can you ground a child that isn’t yours? — 11:34PM
Tried to fire child and he laughed at me, what now? — 11:42PM
How to help child that isn’t yours deal with grief from losing mother (without overstepping boundaries) — 2:13PM
Best ice cream in the world is where? — 2:16PM
Where to buy the best ice cream for comfort — 2:21PM
How to tell if silence while eating ice cream is awkward or comfortable — 3:09PM

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Finally got one child to stop being a vigilante and another came (??) — 12:01AM
Child won’t stop bringing glitter on cases — 3:33AM
How to discourage child (who started vigilantism without you) from continuing vigilantism — 1:23PM
Hypothetically speaking, could I adopt a child for twenty seconds, ground child, then give child back to her parents and still have the grounding stand? — 2:59AM
Legality of grounding child that isn’t yours — 3:04AM
Help, child painted my (totally legal) suit of armor (for decoration and definitely no other purpose) bright purple and I have a (not against the law) event at nightfall — 8:32PM
How to braid hair — 6:21AM
Discouraging something while continuing to do it yourself 101 — 3:45AM

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Help I adopted another kid — 4:03PM
List of slang terms that children use — 10:32AM
Help my son(?) beat up my other son — 5:32AM
How to tell someone that it’s okay to ask for help while also not asking for help yourself — 3:24AM
Effects of caffeine consumption in teenagers — 1:31PM
How to get someone to go to sleep — 5:11AM
How to get someone to go to sleep (without chloroform and stuff) — 5:14AM
Is a company a good gift — 2:34PM
Birthday party ideas for teenagers — 2:35PM

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Rebuilding bonds with undead son — 6:21AM
Step by step plan to rebuild bonds with undead son step seventeen ideas — 12:43PM
Where to find the best books for a gift — 1:53PM
Book recommendations — 1:59PM
Help I just found out my son has a book club with my situation-ship (?) and her friends — 10:11AM

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What to know about ballet — 3:32AM
Speech therapy — 9:42AM
Best ballet teachers in the world who can come to Gotham or surrounding areas — 9:34PM
What is Russian ballet as opposed to classical ballet — 9:53PM
Are there types of ballet — 9:57PM
Should I sign daughter up for Russian ballet or classical ballet — 10:01PM
Best ballet movies — 8:34PM
Best ballet movies (not sad. Happy ending) — 10:39PM
Is vigilantism considered a healthy outlet — 6:27AM
How to make vigilantism a healthy outlet for kids and teenagers (I can’t get them to quit I’ve tried) — 6:38AM

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DNA Tests — 10:33PM
Help I have a son (again but biological this time) — 12:35AM
How to foster a healthy relationship between two brothers after they attempted to murder each other (twice) — 2:47PM
How to unteach murder — 9:32PM
Healthy outlets for anger, stress, and trauma for children (not including vigilantism) — 6:22PM
Where to get puppies — 7:03PM
Where to buy art supplies — 12:32PM
How to hang up an oil painting your child made (does it go on the fridge with the drawings or on a wall?) —3:23PM
Removing an old mirror and painting from a wall to make space for sons art work — 3:42PM
Family bonding ideas — 11:34AM
Help my son keeps adopting animals — 2:33PM
How to build a barn to keep animals in —2:54PM

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Raising a meta child without things going horribly wrong — 4:24PM
Help my son is unionizing my other children — 7:23AM
My children are on strike for better pay (they already have access to my credit card and most of them have real jobs…?) — 10:47AM
Help I realized my children going on strike means they won’t be vigilantes and get hurt which is good but they realized it too and now they’re back off strike — 12:16PM
How to make people go on strike again — 12:20PM
What to know about your child being in high school — 1:35PM
How to help with high school math — 7:37PM
Why is math so hard now — 8:03PM
I think my son is secretly starting a union in school?? — 9:32AM
Help my son got suspended for starting a union in school where are the best ice cream places located — 1:42PM
Slang that teenagers use nowadays — 1:28PM
Do kids still say “groovy”? — 1:32PM