I've been reading Agatha Christie and looking at her maps of fancy rich people houses where husbands and wives have completely separate adjoined bedrooms with a lockable door between them like "yeah, that's the life"

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

liar

Sorry I was in a wifi deadzone

Some more shots ! Last picture unedited, and I really like it !

This! And AO3 allows original works as well as fanfiction, meta, essays, fanart, podfic and other fanworks, but not recommendation lists. It's an archive not a social network.

Quickly adding "no warnings apply" and "author chose not to use warnings" are VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. No warnings means that the story contains no graphic violence, no underage sexual situations, no non-consenting sexual situations, AND no major character death, not that it does and you don't want to warn people about it. If your story contains any of those please DO NOT use the "contains no warnings" tag. That tag is for stories that expressly do not contain the big four warnings.

Instead, use the "Author chose not to warn" tag if you want to have those things but don't want to spoil the surprise of them. Choosing not to use warnings is the only proper way to do this. Tags on AO3 are not spoiler tags, they're archival tags and content warnings. The big four (listed above) are the ones you HAVE to either tag for or expressly choose not to tag for. Learning the difference between these two tags can help prevent you getting in trouble.