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This was too long to Twitter, so it goes here

I read an interesting article tonight that suggested that the (possible) reason that mainstream satire doesn't really go after Obama is that to some extent things that are satirized become truer in people's minds. IE, if they go "he can't fix America! Wakka wakka!", people will start to think that way too, making it much more difficult for things to actually get fixed.
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CONSPIRACY

So, I just watched the movie "Arlington Road".

If you haven't seen it, the movie is about terrorism. Here comes the spoiler... it culminates with an attack/bombing of the FBI building in Washington DC.

The movie came out in 1999, and said that 184 people died in the bombing.

When the Pentagon was attacked in 2001, 184 people died.

For extra omgz, Arlington Road is located 9 miles from the Pentagon and 8 miles from the FBI building in the movie.

I'm officially freaked out right now.
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The perils of vehicle ownership

Your Mom might be dead.

Because that's the name of my car.

Friday night I was in Manchester. I was out with some friends and, getting back in to my car, it wouldn't start. I mean nothing. Not even trying to turn over. Sit and wait, try again... this time it's just made a very loud, very fast ticking or something like it. But still not trying to turn over. Sit, wait, third attempt... same noise but it's now trying to turn over! And it does! It's running, but sounds very rough.

At this point I notice the oil light is on, so I turn to car off. That's when one of my friends notices the giant oil puddle on the ground. This must have happened during this whole starting business and not before, because it was running away from the car... and it if it had happened before, it would have already ran to wherever it was running too.

I have not recently had an oil change, nor was there any symptom or apparent cause on the ride in to Manchester. Didn't hit anything, not even a significant pothole. Couldn't tell where exactly the oil was coming from, but we did have the hood open while trying to start it, so it's unlikely to have come from anywhere but below.

Anyway, I was lucky enough to be with someone that had AAA+, so I was able to have it towed the very long distance back to a mechanic near my parent's house. So I'm staying with them a few days while I figure this out. The mechanic will open up tomorrow morning and hopefully figure out what's going on.

If this is something relatively minor/inexpensive/stupid, I'll pay to have it fixed. The problem comes from that I know my car is going to probably need a head gasket replaced sometime in the near future, and that's expensive. So if this incident equals a second expensive repair, it's not worth it. I won't pay to fix it and probably my only option at that point will be to donate it for a tax write-off. I've already researched charities in the area that will accept non-running cars, so no issue there.

As for a new (used) car, this is not the greatest time to pony up for that... but if it needs to be done, it needs to be done. For some time now, I've been thinking a Toyota would be a smart bet for my next car. After oodles of research, I've found this:

2005 Toyota Corolla CE

Pros:

-Sold by dealership where I've already bought a car, and that may give me leverage
-Pretty low price at under $12k. With what I plan to put down ($2500-ish) and a long-term finance, I may even be able to get the car payment below $200 a month.

Cons:

-Again, the long-term finance. Need to be 60 or 72 month, so I'm gambling that money will be better in a year or so and I'll be able to pay it down more quickly than the term. But this is necessary if I don't want a car payment to stretch me too thin financially.
-A few more miles that I'd like on it at 36,000... but still lower than any car I've bought before. 36,000 miles on Toyota may not be that big a deal, especially considering I'd ideally be looking for something in the area of 25,000 anyway. There are similar Corollas with that mileage around, but a few thousand more. I think the savings on this might be worth it.
-Uh, I don't like the color. But I have the same color car now, so apparently I can deal with that.

Of course I'm ahead of myself, but I'm determined to be prepared in the event of a worst-case-scenario.

Thoughts?
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I can't be the only one...

Ever have a pretzel rod?

Ever pretend it's a cigar?

Ever, when you put the pretzel cigar in your mouth, fold your hands behind your back and bark out in a deep and raspy tone something like "GENTLEMEN! We have been presented today with an extraordinary opportunity!" or something along those lines, so long as it pretty much all starts with "GENTLMEN!..."

...

Seriously, I can't be the only one.
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Recipe of the Day. Also, new icon.

Hello and welcome to SirChef-rencio's cooking corner! Tonight, we have a real treat for you... "Spiced" Manly Chicken!

It's quick, easy, and good for you! Here's what you'll need:

1 Pound of Ground Chicken
2 small (or 1 large, duh) jalapeno peppers
Approx 1/4-1/2 of a sweet "yellow" onion (depending on how much onion you like)
1/2 cup of white rice
2 large bell peppers
1 can of MAN-WICH mix
(optional) Cayenne Pepper

Start that rice a boiling, because it will take the longest!
Mince your onion and jalapeno, leaving the seeds in. Don't be a wuss.
Halve and core bell peppers.
Lightly brown the chicken in a skillet over medium-high heat, when just slightly brown. Drain if necessary.
Turn the heat down to medium and add vegetables.
Stir in the Man-wich mix and heat through. Turn heat to medium-low.
Check that rice! 95% done is fine, because it will finish cooking in the skillet.
Drain rice and fold into mixture. The rice should absorb most of the excess Man-wich liquid, leaving you with a fairly firm mixture. Remove from heat and let stand about 2 minutes.
Add Cayenne pepper, if desired, to taste.

From here, you just have to heap these into your bell peppers. The manly way would be to overstuff them! You should have plenty.

This dish should have plenty of spicy kick, only takes about 15 minutes to make, and is plenty good for you!

Make sure you have some tissues on hand when you eat this. I'm not kidding about the spicy! This is one MANLY CHICKEN!