The Original Sim's

Yes, I know... I'm actually posting in the Simmsational community... how un-Simmsational of me!

Anyway, I've been a Wrestling fan for a long time, and in the last 8 years or so I've seen some shit that made me say to myself, "There was no need for that," or "Wow, that was just plain tasteless." For example, the Kane/HHH Necrophilia angle, and the time that Sable got her 3rd set of implants that were so big you could see each individual vein in her breasts... You know, back when she was really hot and then came out with two medicine balls in her bra and the world collectivily sighed and said "I wish Tammy Sytch would get off the crack, on the treadmill, and come back."

But tonight, to me, was the beginning of the most tasteless angle in WWE history. Lita cheating on Kane with Edge. Gimmie a fucking break. Lita cheated on Matt Hardy with Edge and MATT lost his job for it, so now the powers that be just rub that in a little more and create an angle around it? Thats just fucking horrible. Matt Hardy now not only has to live with that fact that he was the good guy and still got fired for it, but he has to see his ex girlfriend and ex bestfriend make out on Raw every monday. I think the main event for One Night Stand should be Matt v. Edge/Lita/and whoever the dumb fucks who created this angle were in a "My name is Indigo Montoya, you stole my girlfriend, prepare to die" match.

I'm disgusted, I'm outta here

Colin Furocious

Last night was one of the biggest nights in my wrestling career. I had dreams of becoming "The Real World" Champion and I was so sure that I would walk over Colin that I put my hair on the line.

I had the GM in my corner and the fans were behind me but after an epic 10 minute match-up I was on the losing end of a top rope elbow drop. Then just 3 seconds later I was just another contender.

What makes matters worse, because of stipulations, Colin will now have a unification match against Senor Peso at Tusslemania which left the GM a little pissed, thus I was demoted to announcer. At not announcer of RAW is Takeout or Snackdown, no I am the new color man of Sunday Night Meat.

So fans of me Simmsational Scott Simms, I am sorry, you may never see your hero wrestle again.

However, I ask you. If you have a place for me still. If you still want to see me do an ok job of entertaining you, the fans, please write a letter to GM Mark Denine. Tell him that you kind of want to see me.

E-mail him at:
mdenine@swgc.mun.ca

Thank you

Scott strongly dislikes being poor.

Once in a blue moon is fine for Simmsationalism

It seems Vinnie Mac doesn't want RAW and Smackdown to compete against each other. So much so in fact that, that may be the reason Paul Heyman lost his job as head writter and Smackdown started going down the crapper.


Vinnie Mac: for your dislike of competition I salute you.

I've decided that Ultimate is now the offical sport of simmsationalism.

Reasons:
-Rule #1 is "we play for fun"
-It was invented by hippies and they are lazy enough to be simmsational
-It is the only exercise that Jack Black ever gets
-It's frisbee

I joined the Simmsational community - yet I am probably the farthest from Simmsational that you can get.

We hit George Street again last night... We do this every Friday, but last night was different, last night was Simmsational! You see, the strategy for a single man like myself is generally as follows: Go out, have drinks (false courage), meet girls, ask them to dance, if you like them get a number (or just skip the phone part and take them home for a face to face conversation... but I would never do something like that). Well, once I got to Club Etomik I decided that I wasn't going to try and meet new girls, "Fuck that action" says I! I never realized how much work and effort it takes to meet women untill last night... Far too much effort for a man as Simmsational as myself. I said to myself, "Self, don't waste your time and energy trying to meet women, let them come to you. Make them do some work for a change..." So, I did just that! I waited... and I'm still waiting... It was a pretty dull night, but I stuck to my guns, and boy, was it Simmsational!

Matt Fact:
Matt hates cleaning his carpet.

Simms Fact:
Emmi is too poor to afford a carpet.

I feel really rather Simmsational right now.

Matt Fact:
Matt doesn't like to get up before noon

Simms Fact:
Today I woke up at the crack of noon.


Matt has recently started showing a few sings of Simmsationalism with his Simm-antics.

I salute Matt Hardy

Well, i was very Simmsational today at frisbee. There was almost no effort at all near the end of the games. Of course, getting your butt kicked 10-1... well, it doesn't really make you believe that there's a point to even trying.

Personally, i blame it on the field. It's just too damn wide.