GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THIS MAN THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.
Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator
*like im dying of thirst, crawling on the ground toward you* please….. i need…. pictures of my guy getting molested………….
— The Incest Diary
At the hotel we had separate rooms, but in the middle of the night she came sobbing into mine, and we made it up very gently. You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go.
— Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
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