Pinch hit for Sharken in original_works_ex 

Title: A Twice-Told Tale; or, the Maiden and the Monster 
Primary character(s) / relationship(s): Prim And Proper Princess/Female Barbarian She Married Politically
Rating and Word Count: T, 10,300 words.
Content notes: None.
Description: Princess Constance Prudence Primrose of Rihkama was less than thrilled when she was wed to a barbarian from a far-off-land, but after the wedding she assumed she'd be able to avoid her unwanted spouse and simply go on as before. About this, as well as several other things, Princess Constance Prudence Primrose of Rihkama was mistaken.

Almost but not quite made it into the "Written in Three Days" collection.

On Ao3: The Maiden and the Monster