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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

same energy

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

plague doctor and medieval beekeeper frolicking

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again

After the hell of the past two days, this reminded me of what America could and should be about. It’s a little pocket of hope when our administration is trying to extinguish diversity and community and basic human decency and replace them with fear and hate and division.

i know this post is about the triumph of human collectivism but goddamn that mushroom dish looks amazing like holy fuck bro

shout out to the viking who had to label their deer antler lest they forget what it is

Not too long ago I had to explain to someone that runes aren’t really “that special” as in, they’re used in esoteric spheres and given insane but pointless meaning.

And than there is actual runes

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

Transfem Peter Parker drawings I forgot to post