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My back hurts and it's because I'm just too darn cool

@shrubbery130

Shrub Shrubbery if you're being fancy pronousn(in order of preference): it/its/iself He/him/his/himself They/them/ theirs/ themself adhd queer, although the specific labels elude me

uh remember to wear sunscreen i forgot yesterday. Bad idea to forget. Not like I meant to but still. Got a bit sunny

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

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sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

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(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs