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here to be a little freak.

@shortfellow

|28| |Chaotic Dumbass|
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“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3

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the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

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"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

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the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

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they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

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notelizabethbutmaybe2

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

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mrspider-deactivated20221213

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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coquettelust

Sprinkling in “did I do good” and “are you proud of me” to soft launch my praise kink

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Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

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top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life