Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

I don’t want to harass the person who’s claiming that 90% of AO3 users came from Wattpad so I’m making my own post about it

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

"can mutuals dm?" "can mutuals ask for discord?" "can mutuals-"

mutuals could literally use me as a topic for a research paper and i would be grateful

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

that's my emotional support bad person

i mean this in the gentlest possible way but if 75% of what you're posting for a given fandom is fuming rage spirals then maybe just maybe it's time to take a step back and consider whether or not you're actually having any fun with this optional thing you do for fun