The Dude Bro Post-Gazette

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o, second person pov, mundane AUs, outside matchmaking.

I like: PINING (that gets resolved), weirdos pining weirdly, people being terrible about talking about feelings, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, road trips, bodyswap, cuddling, punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other, time travel, time loops. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

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Try not to sweat the assignment too much! I look forward to reading whatever you write me.

(I am also shoemaster on AO3)

Yuletide time! Assigned author, this is all pretty much what you've seen before, only formatted better. My tumblr can be found over here.

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o, second person pov, mundane AUs, outside matchmaking.

I like: PINING (that gets resolved), weirdos pining weirdly, people being terrible about talking about feelings, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, shenanigans, people being dorks, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, stories with puppies or babies in them, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, roadtrips, bodyswap, cuddling, punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other, time travel, time loops. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

On to the fandoms!

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Honestly, I'm going to be thrilled for there to be more (or ANY) fic for these fandoms, so have fun and try not to stress!

It's that time of year again! This is mostly a rehash of my sign up, but with general likes and embedded links. I'm mostly on tumblr these days. If you've got an idea that doesn't fully map onto anything listed below, just go for it! I'm pretty easy.

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o, second person pov, mundane AUs, outside matchmaking.

I like: PINING (that gets resolved), weirdos pining weirdly, people being terrible about talking about feelings, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, shenanigans, people being dorks, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, stories with puppies or babies in them, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, roadtrips, bodyswap, genderswap, cuddling, punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other, time travel, time loops. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

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Hello kind yuletide writer! This is really long and largely a rehash of my sign up (but with more links, probably, and possible updates for Pitch). I'm also on tumblr and imzy! If none of the nonsense below is helpful to you, just forge your own path. I believe in you, friend!

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o, second person pov, mundane AUs.

I like: PINING (that gets resolved), weirdos pining weirdly, people being terrible about talking about feelings, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, shenanigans, people being dorks, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, stories with puppies or babies in them, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, roadtrips, bodyswap, genderswap, cuddling, punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

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But seriously, have fun! I look forward to seeing what you've got for me come the 25th!

Poor LJ, only used for Yuletide things these days. But it's still so handy for this. Mostly I'm over on tumblr.

Hello!! If we matched then you've seen most of the details in the letter, but here it all is again, and my general likes/dislikes. Optional details are optional, so if all of my ideas are making you D: go with whatever works for you!

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o.

I like: pining that gets resolved, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, people being terrible about talking about feelings, shenanigans, people being dorks, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, stories with puppies in them, stories with babies in them, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, roadtrips, bodyswap, genderswap, epistolary fic, cuddling (for warmth or otherwise), punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

To the specifics!

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Hello!! If we matched then you've seen most of the details in the letter, but here it all is again, and my general likes/dislikes. Optional details are optional, so if all of my ideas are making you D: go with whatever works for you!

Generally I don't care for: death, pining that doesn't get resolved, polyamory, infidelity, bdsm, rape, torture and abuse, a/b/o.

I like: people being terrible about talking about feelings, werewolves, outsider POV, amnesia, shenanigans, pining that gets resolved, people being dorks, domesticity, porn, teams, family/chosen family, awkwardness, stories with puppies in them, stories with babies in them, coming out/meeting the family stories, obliviousness, roadtrips, bodyswap, genderswap, epistolary fic, cuddling (for warmth or otherwise), punching out feelings if it fits the canon, characters taking care of each other. I've got a major equality/partners kink, too.

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If you need any additional help or ideas go_gentle is a good go to!

Low Rising (15861 words) by shoemaster, go_gentle
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Duncan Keith/Brent Seabrook
Characters: Duncan Keith, Brent Seabrook
Additional Tags: Comment Fic, Alternate Universe - Historical, Historical Inaccuracy, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage
Series: Part 1 of Care Package Fic
Summary:

Arranged marriage AU in which we mash up every romance novel we've ever read, from every conceivable era. Originally written in email 1/17-2/3/2012, minimally edited.

hey guys remember when I wrote things? ME NEITHER. This is actually from 2012, I only just got around to copying and pasting from the uh, 250 emails Go Gentle and I exchanged to make it one document. Also maybe this will kick start my interest in writing again/make me feel like doing it to the rest of the stuff gathering dust in there. I'm calling it Care Package fic, pretty sure she'd call it "Allison really wants a dog" fic

I wrote two fics for yuletide, unsurprisingly for the Raven Cycle books, which was great because I was literally like 8 pages into The Dream Thieves when signups closed and I was so amped for my assignment because I had so many feelings. Thus, two fics!

Like Young Volcanoes (2069 words) by shoemaster
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Joseph Kavinsky
Characters: Ronan Lynch, Joseph Kavinsky
Additional Tags: Semi-Public Sex
Summary:

"You're quicker than I thought," he says, backing into the stall.

"I'm not -"

"Whatever," Kavinsky cuts him off, and drags him in.

Lonely Rivers Sigh (1539 words) by shoemaster
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blue Sargent/Noah Czerny/Richard Gansey III
Characters: Noah Czerny, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III
Additional Tags: Conduit Fic
Summary:

"I could," Noah says.

"Could what?" Gansey asks.

"Be your Whoopi Goldberg. Your go between."

(When I first sent an email to allthespoons and beatperfume about this idea at 2:30 in the morning it was "conduit porn" but then I thought about it and was like "yeah, that doesn't fit at all." BUT IT WAS NICE TO THINK ABOUT.)

And now I'm gonna watch the Miss Fisher Christmas Special and probably claw my entire face off. WHERE IS MY 800,000 WORD EPIC ABOUT JACK FEELING GUILTY FOR HOW BADLY HE WANTS TO DO IT WITH PHRYNE???????????????

I'm so spoiled you guys! I got two yuletide gifts and two madness treats! All in different fandoms!

Not Just Another Experiement a 21 Jump Street Jenko/Zach future fic/pre-slash thing and I LOVE Zack in it.

The 2-Train from City Hall to Brooklyn is Kate/Leo!!! and oh god it's a little hurty but in a good way. Oh these crazy kids.

My treats are also fabulous, Sweetest in the Middle by someone who I may or may not have demanded Jenny/Irving platonic bed sharing from last night.

and oh god it's kind of embarassing how YES I am on this Toby Daye treat with puppies. abundance of blessings. YOU NAILED IT, KIND STRANGER.

now I'm going to go drink a gallon of water to drown this hangover so I can drink another bottle or two of wine with my extended family!

Jk see you in the PST am mildly hungover. <333333333 merry Christmas friends