Inspired by a conversation on discord.
Friends who *haven’t* watched Stargate, pick a bonkers bit of lore with minimal context
Daniel’s parents died in a tragic Wile E Coyote style museum display accident
Most powerful villains in SG1 were defeated with an Atheism Ray
Jack had a telepathic connection with a barber for 7 years. never mentioned it.
Because of time travel Hammond secretly knows *everything* ahead of time in S1
McKay and Bill Nye the Science Guy know and dislike each other
SGA is really just the universe’s most convoluted shopping trip for AA batteries
The gate can literally be dialed manually like a rotary telephone
Advanced aliens need SG1 so they can think up *dumber* solutions to problems
The writers used “evil legos” as a villain concept *twice*
Merlin is real and he used to be an energy squid
An even sillier and lower budget version of the show exists in-universe
I have watched Stargate/show results
See ResultsThese aren’t even the most wild parts of the lore they’re just what I thought of first