future overlords

fic: wherefore art thou cantankerous bastard

title: wherefore art thou cantankerous bastard (sequel to not a big deal (tm)) | read on AO3 or listen to the podfic by the wonderful fire_juggler!
author: camille shecrows
pairing: kirk/mccoy
rating: NC17
word count: 7,905
notes: THE BIG DEAL SEQUEL. reading the first is recommended if you want this to make sense. thank you to romancandles for the read-through, and for meta-ing incessantly with me about these two assholes, and for the "you broke my face with your dick" line, because yeah, that would be hers. thank you also to redinteriors for being born on this day, twenty-two years ago - or, well, not quite, because australia and time zones.
disclaimer: mot nine. not mine. i need coffee, sorry.

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future overlords

fic: not a big deal (tm)

title: not a big deal (tm) | read on AO3 or listen to the podfic by the wonderful fire_juggler!
author: camille shecrows
pairing: kirk/mccoy (AOS, reboot, whatever the kids are using these days) preslash? but really just kirk/mccoy, because is there anything else.
rating: PG
word count: 2,550
notes: or that one time everyone on the enterprise thought jim and bones were fucking or even damn it, jim, i'm a doctor, not a decoy. i'm all porn'd out, guys, sorry this is so tame. i'll post the 15K one i finished at some point, but for now you can have this lighthearted jaunt. one of the lines popped into my head while i was writing the other one, and i typed it up in a flurry today instead of studying for exams. there'll probably be a sequel in the works soon, because it so is a big deal.
disclaimer: if this were mine, we'd have a sequel by now.

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