mad at my ipad because the new update i accidentally let download has messed up all my stuff. Nanao to make me feel better.

Bread….

Amazing app

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

Let's Kill Uncle (1966), dir. William Castle

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

Pokéathlon (2009) - HeartGold & SoulSilver © Pokémon / Nintendo / Creatures / GAME FREAK

Typhlosion (2026) - Ruler of the Skies Illustrator: Ryota Murayama

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

you show me your boobs and I react with this

is that bad? is it bad if that’s happening?

its fine

oh ok well if autosadist says its fine

when you get more kills than the pro #darknoob

I believe I can see the future Cause I repeat the same routine

I think I used to have a porpoise Then again, that might have been a dream

🐟(swims past yuor screen reallyquickly)