As the Prophecy foretold

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wizardarchetypes
wizardarchetypes

like i'm not trying to be a downer but the way people are literally making posts like "you can scroll ao3 and instagram on your company device. IT isn't gonna snitch they have bigger fish to fry." have u ever worked a corporate email job where ur surrounded by employees whose entire identity is the job and they buy into the whole "we're a family" thing? i have. those IT people love getting you fired it's their #1 hobby. use sense i'm begging you.

shadowfellefox

… one of my old jobs had company Spyware on all company computers that took screenshots every so often. The ceo then hired an overseas team to do nothing except scroll through those screenshots and report anything that didn’t look like work. The company blocked Spotify as a result, but a couple firings from nonwork browsing also happened.

vinnie-thepooh
goldcrescent

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

goldcrescent

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

shadowfellefox

As a young adult I literally had a personal trainer tell me he wouldn’t have me do weightlifting (which. I specifically said I preferred as exercise) because it’d make me bulky and masculine.

He then had me do cardio drills Which are the exercise that is the Worst for my asthma I had told him this too
gothiccharmschool

stripedroxy asked:

Ma'am last night in Detroit MCR played Vampires will never Hurt you AND vampire money in a row while it was raining

I think i completely lost my voice screaming out to the former but it was so worth it

gothiccharmschool answered:

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hope they do that at one of the two L.A. shows I’m going to. I mean, they *have* to play Vampires Will Never Hurt You on Halloween night, right? RIGHT?

It was so goooood So worth walking back to our hotel in pouring rain So worth the fibro crash today
estelendur
headspace-hotel

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

maniculum

“But doctor, I don’t even LIKE modern American literature! Is there anything you can do?”

“Have you considered genre-affirming surgery?”

estelendur
xekstrin

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

xekstrin

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!