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spin the bottle but it’s just a girl in a spinny chair getting spun by the other girls until she’s dizzy and kissing whoever she’s facing until her brain stops working :3
Spin the bottom
music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
"the hell is that thing? better pinch it. ...hm. pinch ain't workin'. don't like that. goin' back to bed"
[setting: large discord server]
you: abort that thang
someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this
you: wtf how
[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]
Moral of The Story: What?
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
the only people who have ever understood media are me. and my Beautiful mutuals
![drawing of a person holding a sign that says: "IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT." wearing a shirt that says: "THIS IS MY NUANCE SHIRT." a button that says: "I <3 AMBIGUITY." a hat that says: "There is no such thing as a black and white answer in this situation and you cannot tackle the subject to its full complexity without addressing the many underlying factors and circumstances involved[.]" the person is gritting their teeth.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6c634523975398764c65dc1b81dd97a7/c7243b260aae33ad-d7/s75x75_c1/94d968757b5ae08b3130eba73b8997d3e820e7ba.jpg)
