You're Biggest Fan? Well, not really (Posted for S&G)...

I'm not a stalker with X-ray telepathy who can port your every blink. Yes, that's not me, Stan Lee. Hell, I stopped reading comic books once my collection was lost during a move. Sorry, to say I'm not the insane louse ridden, couch potato who goes to the comic book store just to find a Stan Lee comic I used to be when I was a teen. In fact, I don't look for you in the Adventurers or Captain Death movies. Because I know your not there holding a garden hose as if you are taking a leak or dressed up like a museum security guard saying: "I am so fired." Nor do I believe your that guy who doesn't believe in superheroes, cause let's face it I'm not a fan. If anything I'm an anti-fan. What is an anti-fan? I don't collect things, and I don't go to conventions dressed up like some superheroine. Nope (I'm too broke to do that). So go ahead have your contest for your 'fans' I'll be busy being an ANTI-FAN!