Hallmark Can't Touch This

Name : Fayt and Schweimer
Location : Somewhere where Schweimer just... appears
Situation : Schweimer the Psuedo-emo talks about Fayt's Scene-ness
Link : Here. 

DON'T FUCKING LECTURE ME ON HOW TO BE SCENE. I'M A NINETEEN YEAR OLD UNDEREDUCATED CELEBRITY-ESQUE MOTHER WITH THREE LEGITIMATE CHILDREN AND AM MARRIED TO A CRAZY-PERSON.

I AM AS SCENE AS THEY COME, BITCH.

Name :: Ryoko Leingod
Location :: The therapy office
Situation :: Ryoko tries to console Fayt about his failing relationship. And fails in the long run.
Link :: Here

"YOU'RE GETTING THERAPY FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A THERAPIST."

Name :: Biwig and Mackwell-izzle
Location :: Do Memegens have locations?
Situation :: BIWIG WINS. AGAIN.
Link :: Here

"MACKWELL :: AT LEAST THERE WASN'T ANYTHING MIND BREAKING D:
BIWIG :: 8=============> O:

=D THE FACE = YOU.

MACKWELL :: #IOPESLKFRWIO($TK:LSS()#$WSKLGLKSJJJ"

Name :: Vox and the Inquisitor
Location :: doesn't matter
Situation :: Vox wrote a fanfiction about his... 'triumphs' for the fanfic contest. Rather mixed reviews, shall we say? Mr Inquisitor was probably the only one who liked it >.>
Link :: http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

INQUISITOR: I remember that day!

VOX: AT LEAST SOMEONE KNOWS GOOD TASTE IN THIS PLACE.

INQUISITOR: :D He was bleeding like a Christmas turkey!

... um, yeah. Merry Christmas, and enjoy your turkey (=

Name: T3h Kunvictor!!1
Locaton: Em...the diplo?
Situation: The convictor's first post
Link: http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

"I be teh shmexyzesstyest Kunviktor in teh HOLE Milkies way Crunchy G@1@xi3 haw haw haw lol"

It's one of those quotes that makes me laugh everytime I see it X3

Name: Me...uh...Nel herself.
Locaton: Somewhere on the Diplo?
Situation: Meeting Santa-Babeh. *shudder*
Link: http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

This can be taken as a whole thread post (for the 6 comments) or as two quotes...one is in the main post about those Noble guys who just plead with you not to kill them...(...^^;)

And the other:

"Geez, I don't want that thing climbing down my chimney at night..."

...Which is oh-so true...

*WHORING HER OWN QUOTES*

*BRICKED*

Name :: SANTA-BABY ;D
Location :: The hell if I know.
Situation :: HE'S AWESOME.
Link : Here

"FL333333333333SH 0F BAYB333333333Z!!!1111111 I HUNG3R F0R T3H FL3SH OF B3333333YB333333333333333Z!!!!11"

Name ~ Aimee and Albel
Location ~ ... After the drinking party?
Situation ~ Albel doesn't like the idea of FAG & P. Hilarity ensues.
Link ~ http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

Albel: THE KIND [of boyband] NEITHER YOUR GRANDFATHER AND I WILL TAKE ANY PART IN. INCLUDING YOU.
Aimee: WHAT THE HELL. YOU'VE LOST THE ABILITY TO COUNT, MOM.
Albel: NOX MEN DON'T HAVE TO COUNT!


Albel: YOU FIND YOURSELF OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK AND MAKE THE SEX?
Aimee: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY 'MAKE THE SEX'.
Albel: AND YOU DID NOT DENY IT!

:D

Posting because this thread always makes me laugh.

Name :: Luther and Woltar
Location :: Uhh... somewhere where Luther and Woltar would bump into each other.
Situation :: Woltar is confused. Luther badgers Woltar because it's fun. Woltar's true identity is revealed.
Link :: http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

Name :: Fayt and Romero
Location :: Somewhere on the Diplo, who cares
Situation :: Fayt had castrated Romero after the infamous King of Death raped Albel. This, however, didn't deter Ro from having rape on the brain.
Link :: http://www.livejournal.com/users/_…

FAYT: I hope you choke on a Skittle and die, fucker.

ROMERO: I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE MY SWORD ON YOUR ANAL REGION IF YOU DO NOT WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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Name :: Albel and Arzei
Location :: Wherever Albel's pillow-fort was
Situation :: Albel is even more pissed off than usual and demands that everyone build him a fort of pillows. He is also sore from sex.
Link :: http://www.livejournal.com/communi…

ARZEI: What the fuck is with your constant yelling.

ALBEL: MY ASS IS IN CONSTANT PAIN, SIR.

[That one really made me giggle when I first read it X3 ]