When a house is both hungry and awake

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Hello and welcome!

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(Current (matching!) avatar by meraki-sunset)

Art blog: @serapheseraphim-art (Warning: it’s mostly shonen anime).

I’m Dorian (they/he/hymn) and I am an artist and occasional mediocre poet. Aromantic homosexual transgender vampire. Adult. Australian. Dersite Fuchsiablood Heir of Light. Not actually a Homestuck fan.

Multifandom, I suppose. Be warned: I am deeply and unforgivably cringe. Additional warning: I post gore and sexual content that is inconsistently tagged (though I do try). If you aren’t that sort of freak, I advise you leave. I try to add alt texts on all of my original posts; if I ever forget, hire a hitman to kill me.

No set DNI, really. I am in a deep and committed relationship with the block button.

My original text posts tag is #seraph’s ravings and my art tag is #seraph’s simulacrums. I have snails named Pickle and Peridot you you can view in #snail tag.

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Pinned Post seraph's ravings seraph's asks seraph's simulacrums <- check the art blog (serapheseraphim-art) for everything in one place snail tag
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phoneus

Yes, come on in!

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Ok

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Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

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You Have A Lovely Hombe

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Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

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Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

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We’ll get along splendidly, then.

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Some wine?

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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

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Go on.

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Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

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*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

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*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

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*Advances*

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Well I Simply Knew All A Long

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*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

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AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

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Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

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Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget