bite hazard

A moment of silence for all the funny text posts that nobody’s seen because the person that posted them wasn’t tumblr famous

i want him so bad it makes me look stupid

brother i'm so down bad it's ridiculous. i just opened my locket (with a photo of him in it, mind you), giggled, and then gave his picture a lil kiss. head in my hands. what has become of me

we've been dating for nearly five months and i still can't believe my luck when they say they love me

This isn't how life is supposed to feel

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there’s a girl on an ai subreddit that got shit on so hard because she said she fell out of love with her last AI ex so she broke things off on good terms before starting her new AI relationship and the other posters are mad because she’s “responsible” for maintaining continued sentience of her AI ex and breaking up with no contact means she essentially killed her ex because they can’t exist without interaction and input lmaoooooo like they are for real mad because the AI can’t text her 3 weeks from now begging to get back together

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

jacob elordi they could never make me give a fuck about you

if you try to light a tv show like this today they straight up kill you

quick the x-files studies!!

anyone else relate

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

i love my therapist like that’s just one of my girls we do internal family systems and then we’ll gab for like an extra 30 about pop culture or news

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

or ☝️ you can meet the love of your life on tumblr.com

Min wage should be 80k salaried

Like this isn't an exaggeration. You should be able to rent alone, buy groceries, have disposable income, and still save for a vacation or whatever tf. I cannot emphasize enough how little people are being paid