Only Happy When It Rains

So, I saw Breaking Dawn: Part 1 yesterday.

It was good comedy value, although boring at times. And oh my god, it would not end.

You know those people who giggle and talk throughout a movie? Don't you just hate them? That was basically me and my friend the whole way through. I have become what I hate. This is what Twilight does to you. There was a guy who had come to see it on his own sat right in front of me and my friend. We annoyed him especially. I am sorry, Guy.

I may have introduced my friend to the concept of Pedobear. Oh well. She had to learn some day.

Best Part: At one point Bella is on the phone to her Dad, pretending to be sick. He says, something like - "I guess it was a little chink in your armour." I, and my friend, heard - "It must have been a kink in your hymen"

You can imagine our reaction.

Can I have a "Team Bella's Dad" button, cos he is like the only character I like in this series. Or a "Team Leah". I do quite like her and am sad nobody else does.

Actually no, I tell a lie - my absolute favourite character of anything ever is Martin Sheen's Head of the Vampire Mafia, character! Sadly he is not in it, but maybe he will be in the next one.

Anyway. If you read my personal journal you might know that I have rediscovered a love of and am in process of kindling a new obsession with Beauty and the Beast. (No, I can't explain it.) I drew this, day before yesterday. It's really bad but you might get a laugh out of it.

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So after over a year I actually feel like writing fic!

I have like "ideas" running through my head! Situations and sentence fragments and scenes! All just witing to be strung together!

I'm thinking of writing some holiday ficlets! Leave me a prompt and I'll write you a small something before the New Year! You can be as vague or as specific as you like.

Stuff I'll write: Star Trek XI, Sulu/Chekov, of course, any combination of Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Uhura, Sulu with anyone, Scotty with anyone except Chekov. I'll give anything of the following a go, but if I get really stuck I might ask if you'll compromise/change: Harry Potter, Good Omens, Death Note, Disney, Firefly, Narnia, When They Cry series, Utena, Fairy Tales. I'm mostly comfortable with ratings upto R.

Stuff I won't/can't write: Non-con. Edgeplay. Breathplay. Actually I won't be able to write any ~heavy~ kinks like incest, watersports, etc. I won't write Chekov with anyone other than Sulu.

Please do! It'll cost you nothing! You'll get fic! I'll exercise the thinking muscles! Win-win!

And in case you don't feel like asking in case we've drifted apart or were never close: Anon commenting is on. IP logging off. Remember that your comment won't automatically anon. When you write a comment press the "More Options" button and click "Anonymous".

Go Wild.

I spent the last week or so watching Community. 2 and a 1/5th seasons and I'm all caught up.

It's really good, even though quality-wise it was much better in the first season as compared to the second and third. Although, I still do like it a lot. It's very meta, and there's a lot of lampshading, homages and parodies. There's enough for me to enjoy.

And then there's this:



Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) ♥_♥

What is it with me and skinny white guys? Also, is it wrong if I ship Jeff/Annie?

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I now have "Too Many Broken Hearts" stuck in my head.

katmarajade, Thank you for the virtual gift. *hugs you* You are one of the nicest people I have met on LJ (and in life - even if we haven't really met irl, but you know what I mean). I luff you bb!

Happy Halloween, guys!

Anyway so this weekend, I was thinking about my love for the Unreliable Narrator and how it so often plays a part in horror.

I might write an essay (or two) about unreliable narration in general later, but here are some of my favourite horror/creepy stories with unreliable narration.

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What are your thoughts on unreliable narration/you favourite horror themes?

Happy Halloween flist! Don't eat too much candy! ;)

1. So, I am probably going to stealthily dress like Twilight Sparkle on Halloween. By that I mean I am going to wear a purple outfit to work. IT's ALL I can do, OKAY? ;_________;

I just want to dress up as a pony like the cool kids.

2. Amazon. That is not Applejack .

3. So, who is doing NaNoWriMo this year?

I kind of want to do it again and do one of the following:

3.1 take it seriously and start this original novel/clusterfuck/thing with dragons and/or supernatural assasins and people who constantly try to kill one another.
3.2 take it seriously and dig out one of the longer fanfics I was working on before I like had some mental breakdowns and finish that.
3.3 write some crack fic Like so -

3.3.1 Decide on characters, like idk the tos guys; Every day randomly prioritise characters
(eg Day 1 - Spock, Kirk, Day 2: Bones, Kirk, Spock, Bones Day3: Kirk, Spock, Bones)

3.3.2 Day 1. Hit the random button on TVTropes
(eg So hitting the random button just now gave "Am I Just a Toy to You" so Character 1 ie Spock is afraid that he is just a toy to Character 2: Kirk. )

3.3.3 Write a chapter for this. Try not to resolve it.
(eg Spock never confronts Kirk and is just sad or Kirk is shocked that Spock would think so and is also sad and angry)

3.3.4 Day 2. Hit the Random button again. Write another chapter with the Day 2 character set, only keep the results of previous days in mind
(eg Plot = "Three Wishes"
Character 1: Bones gets 3 wishes that relate to Kirk. So maybe he wants Kirk for himself. Or he is sad because Kirk and Spock are sad so he tries to rectify their situation. Of course, hilarity ensues)

3.3.5 Repeat for 27 days.

3.3.6 Final Day. Instead of using a Random trope in General, use a random Ending trope. End the story with or without resolution.
(Eg: Plot: Sudden Musical Ending, they end up on some singing planet and they have something like the musical episode of Buffy where characters sing their feelings. So like if it was Spock he would be like: "I'm as sad as sad can be. Because my honey don't love me." and Kirk would be all "Why is it always all about you? You effing twat, I love you too" Bones: "I am a doctor, not a shrink. Confound these Vulcans! They drive me to Drink" Everything is resolved and people are happy! Or like they never resolve their problems and die through spontaneous combustion. )

3.3.7 Upload to ff.net/lj/some other site under a different name and see if anyone notices. Trololololo

3.3.8 Profit?

IDK, guys, IDK. What would Princess Celestia advise?

So I don't have much cause to dress up for Halloween, but if I did I would totally go as Twilight Sparkle.

Just putting that out there.

PONIES. PONIES FOREVER.

Hey guys!

Remember Say Yes toGay YA

rachelmanija, has proposed starting Permanent Floating YA Diversity Book Clubs

This is relevant to my interests.

Would you be interested in joining one? I would be happy to start one or help with organising one.

Also if you plan to start one, or are joining another, please drop a link my way. :)

I have this song stuck in my head.

WHY WON'T IT LEAVE?

Icon meme from katmarajade

If you'd like to play:
1. Reply to this post and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

She picked:

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Well, that was an unexpected trip down memory lane! I feel like a desperately need to take part in a party post or something.

Boosting the signal:

Originally posted by darkspirited1 at SIGNAL BOOST: SAY YES TO GAY YA