whena catgirl eats pasta it's called pawsta

aand when she eats uhh un. uhh um um. gnocchi she says nyaocchi:3

whenever she's in rome she gets a plate of purrciatelli :3

@dykementality whoa… i have an idea but tell me … sorry about the super mario galaxy by the way lol

OMGGG it’s called LASANYA because they sound thesame!!! and it has a NYA in it because cats do that omfg. and ok i will not apologize for supper maro glaxy. Look, it’s smaller now

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

my dead skateboarding cousin

Memento Throckmori

I'm sorry, is this... Is this implying there's no DYE in that rug? All raw wool in its natural colours? She fucking bred the sheep to get the colours she wanted over the course of ten years!? Holy shit.

Edit: this has gotten a huge amount of traction (fibrearts tumblr is a, uh, tight-knit community it seems!) so I am adding this note to state that I checked Lola Cody's website and can confirm: There is no dye in her work. She uses exclusively hand-spun Churro wool sheared from her home-raised sheep flock. It's all natural colours!

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

I’m so fucking sick of you people. Did you all forget the joke of muppet adaptations. the lead character is a character actor acting their fucking face off surrounded by muppets. So Muppet The Odyssey wouldn’t be Kermit as Odysseus. Odysseus is a real person, let’s say Oscar Isaac. And then the muppets are the fucking crew so that they can have a joke about Circe turning them into pigs and it pans to an unchanged Miss Piggy. get with the program

my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”

I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.

He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"

Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."

Knowing what I know about chinese culture there’s something so beautifully simple about his logic of “no son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Should’ve had more sons! Should’ve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!” and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and you’re mad you don’t have three?? Whack. Greedy.

I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspring’s friend and going “now they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow they’re still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.” and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something

#trans

I can’t deal with this subreddit sometimes

secondhand car sites when im looking for a cheap yet reliable manual car with a small engine

poor sam

White Feminism

I wish more white people - and white women especially - would get over their white fragility and truly understand how words and actions like these do more harm than good to women of color. They need to stop making everything about themselves and catering to other whites women like women of color don’t exist.

Sexual deviant scorpion

Sexual deviant scorpion

Sexual deviant scorpion