I HIT POST LIMIT AGAIN DID THEY LOWER THAT SHIT???

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

I got a similar email a couple of years back that I still think about on the regular because it was so funny to me.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to reply. Just for the bit.

roberto bolle & coco rocha as romeo and juliet, shot by annie leibovitz for vogue, 2008

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

there should be a movie that’s like two 15 year old girls interspersed with scenes from the escapist and fantastical slash fic they’re writing together instead of flirting. like the fall but for lesbians in 2005.

one of the girls gets put on a new psych med that makes her miserable and in the next scene her OC the half-elf prince is kidnapped and experimented upon by the dark sorcerer who traps his soul inside his crystal and replaces it with The Obsidian Shard of Corrupting Night

why do americans think everyone on the internet lives in the same place as them. just saw someone say honeybees are "not native". not native to where????? the entire planet?????

saw a photo of garlic mustard somewhere on the internet once and americans in the comments were like "fun fact this plant is invasive so you should definitely tear out any you see, WITH THE ROOTS so it won't spread!" whole fucking time i'm living in garlic mustard native range. i don't think i will be doing that.

This drives me absolutely up the wall in r/birdfeeding. Every time there's a picture of a house sparrow, the entire comments are filled with americans talking about them being invasive and how they should be basically killed on sight. But often OP has not provided a location, and house sparrows have a HUGE native range. Here in the UK they're not only native birds, they're on the decline, they need our help and protection.

BEAUTIFUL COLOR PEPPAR FROM JAPAN HAPPY SALAD

me nursing a grey ailing bart simpson back to health

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

AI will really pop up uninvited like "hi! I'm Gloprity! Would you like me to reply to your friend so you don't have to? Would you like me to polish your email so you have no voice? Would you like me to scan this article and then tell you what you should think? Would you like me to be human for you? Would you like to do nothing, be nothing, say nothing, think nothing, feel nothing?" and it doesn't even have a face I can punch in retaliation?

It's fucking offensive! Life is only the sum of these little things, and I will not outsource them... I've survived too much already to let some bitchass linear algebra with delusions of grandeur strip my life from me! AI get fucked!

just in case anyone forgot how wildly colorful Georgian interiors could be, even among the working class to the wealthy:

and EVEN WHEN things were more muted/neutral, the neutrality was OFFSET by ACCENT COLORS and HIGH CONTRAST between the wood tones and everything ELSE

ALSO AMERICAN COLONIAL INTERIORS POPPED OFF, Y'ALL (IN TERMS OF COLOR/COZINESS)

PEOPLE USED WHITEWASH AND COLORFUL TRIM OR EVEN JUST COLORFUL FURNITURE IF THEY COULD AFFORD TO DO SO

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FRENCH AND BRITISH AND AMERICAN WALLPAPERS

"ELIZABETH" YOU CRY, "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EXTRA THIS MORNING?! IT'S MONDAY"

Because, my friend, my war on GREIGE will NEVER end.

Historic interiors were filled with LIFE and LIGHT and COLOR. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

Part of the reason we don't see a lot of textile art is because, frankly, textiles tend to degrade over time - especially ones that had utility! And yes, pigments and weaving and dying all boosted the expense of things, when we were finally reliably block-printing fabrics and broad reams of paper, it was no longer just the wealthy who could afford pretty patterns!

In the Americas, a far wider variety of pigments also became available because of the abundance of... well, a shitton of flora and minerals, some of which weren't as common in Europe.

WHY THE HIGHLIGHTER COLORS? you ask.

CANDLES.

Those colors reflect candlelight and natural sunlight REALLY WELL.

Humans LOVE bright colors, it's NOT just a thing for kids. We live in a brilliant, vibrant, multifaceted world. We ALWAYS have.

(STOP MAKING YOUR HISTORIC SIMS 4 BUILDS BE BLAND. STOP IT.)

On the subject of Colonial America: don't forget, even if you couldn't afford wallpaper, wall stenciling might still be in reach!

(If ever you have the opportunity to visit the Stencil House at the Shelburne Museum in Vermont (pictured above at 3, 4, and 5), I highly recommend.)

And that's before you get into American painted murals:

Embrace the decorative arts, folks!

who wants to be in the trenches with me yaaayyyy. #ourtrenches

hate when u are in the shower and the fanfic is writing itself in your head and it rips but then you get out and it dissipates like mist

so ive been hanging out w my "long distance" (1 state over) boyfriend non stop for the last 2 months or so & its been great right its been great but the other side to this is i know exactly what im going to jerk off to as soon as ill be alone & it is going to be the hot hippo from madagascar 2

so ive been hanging out w my "long distance" (1 state over) boyfriend non stop for the last 2 months or so & its been great right its been great but the other side to this is i know exactly what im going to jerk off to as soon as ill be alone & it is going to be the hot hippo from madagascar 2