VITAL STATISTICS

Name: Alice Price-Healy Liddel Little Abernathy McGuire
Date of Birth: December 19th, 2008
Breed: Maine Coon
Color: Blue classic tabby with white

BIO

Alice Price-Healy Liddel Little Abernathy McGuire (commonly called "Alice" or "Ally," registered as Pinecoon's Alice Price-Healy) is a blue classic tabby and white Maine Coon. She's my first non-Siamese pedigreed cat, and was purchased ostensibly because there were no Classic Siamese kittens to be had on the West Coast when I came into the market for a new kitten (there weren't), but really because I suffered from a horrible case of love at first sight. We met when I did a casual cattery visit—the owner of Pinecoon, Betsy Tinney, is a friend of mine—and discovered that a) Maine Coons come in blue, and b) one of her three-week-old kittens was a little blue girl. Victory to Betsy and her glorious giant cats.

Alice's color may strike people as a odd at first; it definitely struck me as odd, since I didn't realize Maine Coons came in any color other than the traditional brown tabby. It turns out Maine Coons come in all sorts of amazing colors, although brown tabby remains both the most common and the most popular. Some of their color patterns are drop-dead gorgeous (although I, of course, think the blues are the best). Maine Coons have always been bred for size, but many people aren't aware that they're also bred for intelligence, sturdiness, and a sweet, family-oriented disposition. They're amazing cats.

Alice was born December 19th, 2008, at Pinecoon Maine Coon Cats, located in Seattle, Washington. Pinecoon has a history of producing absolutely gorgeous cats, and Alice's litter was no exception. Her sire was SGC Coondalay Macallan of Pinecoon (Callan), and her mother is GC Pinecoon's Hootenanny (Arial). Neither of her parents is actually blue, because cat genetics are awesome, but both of her parents are sweet, endearing, absolutely fabulous cats. Alice officially became part of my household in April 2009, and now I can't imagine life without her.

The pictures along the side show Alice at a variety of stages. The first was taken at three weeks, when we were first introduced (and I learned that Maine Coons come in blue). The second picture shows her at eight weeks, when her eyes and coat had begun to really demonstrate her heritage. The third picture was taken at fourteen weeks of age, when she was ready to leave the cattery, and had become large enough to have her own gravitational field. The fourth picture was taken a few weeks after she moved in with me, and shows her usual level of dignity. In the final picture, taken by Tony Fabris, Alice is nine months old, and has grown into her adult coat.

As she's grown, Alice has matured into a true gem of a cat, for all that she has the usual assortment of Maine Coon quirks. She enjoys playing in the water; her favorite toys include my big metal baking bowl (full of water), the bathtub (full of water), and the toilet (full of water). Her toilet-shark tendencies have led to my bathroom having the strangest visitor's advisory pretty much ever. She also adores her squid-on-a-string, the pumpkin-orange cat tree, and Thomas, who is her constant companion. She's not a lap-cat, but will happily hang out in the room with you for hours, just enjoying human company.

Alice has just celebrated her seventh birthday, and her colors have finished coming in, making her a true Halloween cat: smoke-gray with undertones of muted autumnal orange. People make jokes about her father being the Great Pumpkin. They aren't far wrong.

VITAL STATISTICS

Name: Thomas Price Lin Rhymer Taylor McGuire
Date of Birth: July 15th, 2010
Breed: Maine Coon
Color: Blue classic tabby with white

Thomas Price Lin Rhymer O'Malley McGuire (commonly called "Thomas" or "Mr. Mas," registered as Pinecoon's Thomas Price) is a blue classic tabby and white Maine Coon. He's the younger brother of Alice; they share a mother, Arial, although Thomas has a different father. He's my first boy cat in a long time, and an absolute love, flinging himself with joyful abandon into the arms (and ankles) of anyone who comes into the range of his endless adoration. He has enough energy for eight cats, and the mass of three, which is an occasionally dangerous combination.

Thomas was born July 15th, 2010, at Pinecoon Maine Coon Cats, located in Seattle, Washington. Betsy called me almost as soon as the litter came along, informing me gleefully that the entire thing was blue. Five blue kittens! His sire was Tuftstad Vargas of Dar Morev, and his mother is GC Pinecoon's Hootenanny (Arial). Thomas officially became part of my household in November 2010, and had a smooth integration, largely because all my cats are supernaturally good-natured.

Thomas is my household's "helper cat," not only assisting with the normal things, such as going to the bathroom or making a sandwich, but with more unusual activities, like cleaning the litter box or taking a shower. He's right there, trying to make sure you have the support and know-how that you need to complete your tasks. This sometimes makes tripping over the cat an unavoidable extra job, but that's okay, because he's good-natured about that, too.

The pictures along the side show Thomas at a variety of stages. In the first, he's only a few days old, and his eyes aren't even open yet. Below that is a picture taken shortly after he came home with me, at the age of fourteen weeks. Below that is a more recent picture, showing his most excellent whiskers fully extended.

Now that he is five years old, Thomas is an absolute love, exemplifying all the best qualities of the Maine Coon cat. I couldn't be happier to have him. And I remind myself of that every time he pounces on my face at two in the morning. Every. Single. Time.

VITAL STATISTICS

Name: Megara McGuire
Date of Birth: Unknown (est. February 2016)
Breed: Candy corn
Color: Candy corn

Megara, commonly referred to as "Meg," or "Yell," was something of an accident. A rescue kitten from the Seattle Persian and Himalayan Rescue Organization, Meg is neither of those things, being just a sweet, doofy, affectionate girl of uncertain parentage and unknown birth date. She was roughly eight months old when her orbit intersected with our household and she came home to us, and she has since become unquestionably Thomas's cat, spending most of her time either in pursuit of treats or his affection, depending on the time of day.

Of Meg it is often said that she is a cat unburdened by the weight of higher intellect. She is warm and she is soft and she is happy and she is home, and will be for as long as she stays with us. Since her health is good and she's at most six years old, that will hopefully be for a long, long time.

VITAL STATISTICS

Name: Elsinore Norelle Harrington-Price McGuire
Date of Birth: August 8th, 2017
Breed: Maine Coon
Color: Tortoiseshell

Elsinore Norelle Harrington-Price McGuire (commonly called "Elsie" or "The Owl," registered as TTCats' Elsinore Castle) is a tortoiseshell Maine Coon. She was acquired in something of a panic, when it became crystalline clear that Alice was not going to survive her lymphoma; Elsie was the only Maine Coon kitten available within a four-hour flight of my home, and it was clear from the moment we met that it was because she and I were meant to be together. She is the most affectionate, tightly-bonded cat I have ever had in my life...as long as you're me. She doesn't care for anyone else.

Elsie was born August 8th, 2017, at TTCats Maine Coon Cattery, located in San Lorenzo, California. I find it deeply amusing that when I lived in California, my Maine Coons came from Washington, and now that I'm in Washington, they come from California. Elsie officially became part of my household on December 1st, 2017, and was able to spend nearly three months learning the rules of being the dominant cat from Alice before Alice had to leave us. I am forever grateful to her breeder for getting her to me so quickly.

Elsie is pretty much always within five feet of me when I'm home, unless I'm asleep or very firmly ensconced in watching television, and she's sure she can trust me not to get into trouble while she's getting something to eat or enjoying a few minutes out on the catio. She's chirpy and chatty, and looks remarkably like a Great Horned Owl in the right light, or when you catch her in silhouette.

Pictures of Elsie will be coming soon.

At the age of five, Elsie is a cat, not a kitten any longer, and makes sure we know that every time we insult her dignity. She is sweet and funny and clever and good-natured, as you want a Maine Coon female to be, and I adore her utterly.