School Jinks

*EDIT - So my friend pointed out that ninjas are human and human are animals. So I'm assuming that whoever counted the votes left ninjas in because they thought it was a nice sick joke relating to Science. Geez.

Seniors: Black and White Monkeys
Juniors: Red and Black Penguins
Sophmores: Black and Silver Pandas
Freshmen: Black and Blue Ninjas

Why is the Freshmen mascot an f-ing ninja?

...wut.

BREAKING TRADITIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN. If these were the old times you know they'd be pelted with stones.

Well, I wouldn't ever pelt anyone with stones, but you get the idea.

But anyway, very unfair of the freshmen being able to be ninjas. I mean, if I knew we could just pick whatever the hell we wanted, there was no way my year would have voted for...Black and Silver Pandas. Ugh. I already got over the Panda issue now, but this ninja thing just reminded me of it.

First post! Just decided to write this so that one day when I re-read this I will fluster and slap myself silly xD

razzberridust already knows this one for today but yeah.

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So in my Chemistry class, Mr. H looks like the usual asian teacher (haha) that would wear aloha shirts to school. Or those buttoned-short sleeve shirts. Y'know, the regular thing (well in Hawaii it's like that at least lol).

But for some reason (I don't know why), his shirts have been getting weirder and weirder.

Maybe he does a lot of extra things out of class? I dunno. It seems to be that way but..I never see his around much outside of the classroom. So who knows.

It started from yesterday of when I saw him wear a regular shirt. Like, a plain shirt with a breast pocket on the right (or left). It seemed pretty.."casual" from the usual wear. But I just let it go, because I was tired that day and it didn't seem very important (even though it made him look more younger now that I think about it..).

And then just today he wears...a sports tanktop. Wut. You know those ones basketball players usually wear (well generally it could be any sport but it's more basketball players)? Yeah. It was those black tanktops that typical asian guys like....

the ones they wear while they're all hot and sweaty.

So imagine myself coming into class, all bleh feeling (it's my last period of the day), and then suddenly seeing a semi-sweaty teacher wearing a black tanktop.

My god.

And it's weird because he actually has pretty nice arms. NO I'M NOT SAYING MY TEACHER IS HOT BUT..he has nice arms. And of course it's noticeable because usually those arms are covered by SHORT SLEEVES but now they're just...free for all to see.

And it doesn't match with Mr. H's face at all. He has a young-ish body but his face shows an older dude. So it's weird seeing someone wear that while having a 30-ish year old man with glasses face. It's like seeing your nerdy teacher suddenly having this epic body. It's kinda...freaky.

But I dunno maybe it's just me.

Yes, it makes me feel very strange to say that my teacher has nice arms. And this is Mr. H we're talking about.

OH MAN IF HE READ THIS I'D GO NUTS AND JUMP OFF A BUILDING. KTHX.

lolololol.

Mr. B = Teacher
S = Another student

S: This class and this teacher is so f*cking..!
Mr. B: BE QUIET! DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY CLASS!!!
S: *whispers a little* F*ck this f*cking class is so f*cking f*cked...
(I lol'd inside because I've never heard anyone say that word so many times while class was going on.)
Mr. B: YOU WANT TO GO TO THE VP?! YOUR MOUTH IS FOUL AND DISGUSTING!!!
S: *whispers quieter* Well your face is f*cking foul and disgusting...can I go to my conselor?
Mr. B: NO!! YOU ARE GOING TO THE VP THIS INSTANT OR ELSE YOU SIT DOWN!!!
S: Fiiine...*sits down*

(Moments later...)

Mr. B: Okay, you can see your counselor.

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So guys, take a guess - who sucked in this? Cuz honestly, I'm lost.