ALTday 219
bigs her eyes at u
look at them go
here’s a kind of old comic I made back during christmas season. I’m not too happy with how it came out, but hey, it’s not the end of the world.
I really only made this because of the aforementioned song lyrics.
sorry about all my comics being based around really dumb jokes like this.
okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.
you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat
for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....
the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce
LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?
KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs
LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?
ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.
MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.
ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?
MARCILLE: N-No?
ROSE: Would you like to?
JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?
SENSHI: Mm mmm.
JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!
SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...
JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.
MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...
TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]
CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.
KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!
had to
jeekoftheweek
