OMG YAY!
All,
I was transferred to (some-place), Afghanistan, 40 klicks from (some-other-place) in the South at least 150 miles from (a-very-dangerous-place). Terri said she didn't want me to go.
The company that loves me said 'go where I told you or quit'. I quit. That's what the 'family issue' in the letter was about.
They think I'm a sissy. I think they are ... what's the word, ... ah forget it. I may leave Dubai on October 25th, or they may run me off early to make an example of me and humiliate me as much as possible. But in their defense, that is their employee retention plan. They are way smarter than me or any of you, so we probably wouldn't understand. We will see what happens, and I will keep youse guys in the loop. And I'm sure it will be fun and a good story.
Almost forgot, if I happened to punch out one of these fine managers, I would get a promotion. I will probably hold back.
Love y'all,
D
After two and a half years, TWO AND A HALF YEARS!!, my daddy is coming home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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