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So, I hate the concept of money and I hate the concept of things breaking ((especially cars)). I want to cry right now but crying makes you a pussy ((I'm kidding, I cry like a bitch all the time)).
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I want a puppy and I want it to look like this:



To get a puppy, like the one above, I will be exploiting my boyfriend. He hasn't agreed yet but I know he will, anything for his precious "babe".




So if you think this guy looks good ((or even just good enough to masturbate to)) you can purchase his nudes for the low price of just two dollars a picture!! If you love Sam and would like to donate to this wonderful cause, but don't like the idea of seeing this man nekkid, send donations via paypal to kockxfight@gmail.com.

Thank you,
Sam



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Baby,
I found a good one!

Love,
Your Bitch

"A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.  The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.  A police officer pulled the car over.  A blonde rolls down the window and says, 'Officer, I'm so glad you are here.  I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.  So I  had to swerve to keep from hitting it!'  The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener.'"

To explain... Sota and I like to tell each other blonde jokes lately, har-dee-har-har.

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I'm so tired and my sleep routine is all fucked up. Maybe I shouldn't have done that @#%$ the other night. Oh well, I had a blast. Can't wait until this weekend. I need to get my nails re-done.

Who has the sexiest piece of man ass?

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Ain't nothing like beating a dead horse, riding it through a
ghost town
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Why do I love emo music so much? Perhaps it's because I love hearing a man scream. I'd like a full diagnostic. Thanks LJ.

 

I went to campus today to flier for the GSP party next month.

Fuck rude campus people.

I love campus, just not the bitchy alcoholic sorority hos. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to be in a sorority, I'm often labeled a ho, but I would never be rude to someone trying to get the word out about a dope ass party  ((especially if the were hot breakdancers)).

Dieselboy and Dangermouse. I cannot fucking wait.

Sota and I decided that were going as oldskool gangsters. Pinstripes and tommy guns. Dick Tracey-esque. I also get to wear my stripper heels!

 

Yay! I'm blonde! I'll update with pictures when I have the time.

Sota and I had a blast last night. We always do :)

I'm going up to the high school today to pick up Tia. Haven't been up there in forever.

It's been raining, my hairs been frizzy, and dispite all this I'm still happy. I don't start school until the 6th and I have today off work.

I'm dying my hair blonde this Friday, ooh how fun!!


♥ Sam

Sorry for not updating as often as I should. Shit happens. Lately I have been learning how to drive stick. I drove on the interstate for the first time today. My boyfriend's been teaching me how to drive, I think that's adorable.

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Until next time...

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I'm home, all by myself and fucking bored. :)

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