if narumitsu are dating, edgeworth calls phoenix his partner. phoenix if he reveals their relationship at all calls edgeworth his boyfriend but normally just says "edgeworth" with no identifier. edgeworth thinks boyfriend is juvenile which is why he won't say it. phoenix agrees which is why he insists on saying it. he thinks it's funny to say "my boyfriend, the chief prosecutor". however he thinks edgeworth calling him his partner makes them sound like colleagues. edgeworth is like, that's the idea. this debate settles when they finally get married and both generally stick to "husband" (edgeworth reverts to partner when stressed) but maya gets up to give her best maya speech and is like "edgeworth i don't know what you expected when nick's been introducing me as 'this is maya, she's my... uhh, she's maya' for almost twenty years"

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

I KNEW Grace reminded me of someone ! Overqualified impostor syndrome blondes with intimidating bosses (relationship unclear) my beloved <3

shout out to my partner coming home from work one night to me watching MASH and doing a puzzle and immediately saying "goddamn it's like a nursing home in here"

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

dykes will see a male character and say is anyone gonna draw him as a woman and not wait for an answer

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like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery