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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

“Chewbacca is… a Maoist. Hera Syndulla? A Trotskyist. Ahsoka Tano? A Social Democrat. Ezra Bridger? A Posadist. Lost! All of them, lost. I am the only one with clarity of purpose.”

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avatarwill113

I think you'll find that.....

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

No. He’s a Maoist.

marxism-leninism-utenaism

"chewbacca is apolitical" is a misconception, he told the interviewer he didnt believe electoralism was a suitable strategy for the current material circumstances but the interviewer was a liberal and misunderstood.

procne
ravenfleesfire

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

sera-phym
thebibliosphere

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

screenshot of reply from distinguished-shipper reading "@nanavn When I was a small child, there was something or other going on in the world that had the local adults saying "Out of our tax money!" and similar quite a bit.   Next thing, there's some minor inconvenience or something at kindergarten and, naturally, I asked "Out of my tax money?!" in the same appalled tones I'd heard the grown-ups use.  The teacher, shaking with barely-contained laughter, informed me that I did not pay taxes, and I just went "Okay. Yay! :)", promptly forgot whatever had been upsetting me, and went toddling about my day."ALT