I'm so sick of this nonsense. I'd like to share with you a small article from today's edition of my town's paper of record, The Enterprise Bulletin. The article appears unsourced, with no byline, accompanied by a stock photo of 3 different models of i-pods:
Gifts for teens!
Teens can't escape them; teens are crazy about them; teens need them to live; without them, life has no purpose... It is fair to say that electronic gadgets are among the most popular gifts to teenagers, both girls and boys. If it hasn't happened already, you can be sure that your teenager will be asking Santa for a cell phone this year! As far as you're concerned, you will be happy to be able to stay in contact and reassured to know that, when needed, he or she can contact you at any time.
Among electronic gifts reigns the MP3 player, continually more advanced, more powerful and always smaller! A wide selection of models is available in surprising shapes and original colours, from a shiny lipstick case to a glittering matchbook. The selection criteria that will satisfy the most discriminating teens style, memory card capacity, downloading speed, weight, and size.
Your teen already has a cell phone and a MP3, as well as a good sound system to listen to his or her favourite music, preferably slam or rap! How would you like not having to put up with the loud music especially at night? You can offer wireless headphones equipped with a distance transmitter that can be connected to the computer, television, or sound system. Your teen is guaranteed hours of fun!"
I've never seen better, more blatant proof of Chomsky and Herman's propaganda model at work. The Enterprise Bulletin exists not to sell newspapers to citizens, but to sell markets to advertisers. And they're apparently not above using fnord-laden ill-written anti-journalistic smegma to ferment the sort of gadget-buying nightmare consumer advertisers want among the population they act like a fifth estate for. Shame.