if your heart is a bad thing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

six in ‘26 projects list:

one of my new year’s resolutions for 2025 was to finish five extant larger writing projects and i’ve had good luck the last few years with actually hitting resolutions that are written down somewhere, so! here’s an existing projects list, let’s see how it goes

  • a little honey (jjk)
  • a rarer height (arcane)
  • between your ears, behind your eyes (arcane)
  • blackiron (the mandalorian/star wars)
  • give peace a chance (the mandalorian/star wars, only two left, I WILL DO IT, this feels like it should be an easy win)
  • jor'ika (the mandalorian/star wars (moving target; ugh))
  • meditations (dragon age)
  • nanami kento’s halfway home (jjk)
  • neither sea nor shore (dishonored)
  • the other side of paradise (arcane)
  • the problem with jaskier (the witcher/temeraire)
  • sideways (the mandalorian/star wars)
Pinned Post pinned for accountability unfortunately one of my new year's resolutions was NOT 'don't start any new projects until you've finished older ones' so. this list can and will probably grow and in fact has since I put the initial list together at the start of the year writing tag
ryehouses
ryehouses

most unrealistic part of hotd for me currently is that rhaenyra has no money. what do you mean she has no money. that's not how feudalism worked. she had her own holdings. dragonstone had an income. the targaryens are essos old money tm you're telling me vizzy t did not have a trust fund set up for rhaenyra at the iron bank the mmmmmonment she was born like

ryehouses

second most unrealistic part is that rhaenyra and alicent haven’t smashed on the iron throne

hotd spoilers

most unrealistic part of hotd for me currently is that rhaenyra has no money. what do you mean she has no money. that’s not how feudalism worked. she had her own holdings. dragonstone had an income. the targaryens are essos old money tm you’re telling me vizzy t did not have a trust fund set up for rhaenyra at the iron bank the mmmmmonment she was born like

'enough money for all of westeros?' i mean probably not but like. NO money? she has no money whatsoever? incorrect the targaryens have been hashtag investing in the pentosi stock market for 849 years hotd spoilers
hickeywiththegoodhair
theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

skaraptor
skaraptor

at some point in your life you will need to stop taking a medication and a voice in your head will say "psh why do i have to taper off this medication? i'm not even taking that much. i can just stop taking it. i'm stronger than the molecule" this voice is a liar. it is trying to kill you. do not listen to it. you are Not stronger than the molecule