'Move over, Rover, and let Jimi take over...' Musical Careers edition!
WARNING!
Before you open the cut and destroy my dreams of my own rock band by using (or abusing) my plans, you must promise to me to obey all of the following rules:- Do not try to follow any of the plans I have set up for The Slacks. This includes using 'The Slacks' as the name of your band/act; using the album titles Moptop Revival, Let's Party! or Natalie; trying to invent/make/add new genres called Surreal Pop, Surereal Punk, Surreal Rock or Surreal Metal; adding Lily Cole, Irina Lazareanu or Agyness Deyn to your band; or using any of the song titles I have used in this post (apart from Tori Amos' Raspberry Swirl).
- After you have read this post, including the contents of the cut, you must add a comment to this post. If you already have a LiveJournal account, you must use that account, or I will be very upset.
- If you can, add a post to your LJ about this post and your opinions of this post.
- Do not use text written by other people in your comments or posts for this post, unless you say that all of the text is your own, except for the quotation of someone else.
- If you have a quotation by someone else in your posts or comments, you must state very clearly who originally used that text/quote.
- Do not make even the tiniest lie in your posts or comments. Only Losers Lie.
Thank you for following these rules.
For at least 12 months i've dreamt of The Slacks being the greatest band of all time. I poured my heart, soul and blood into the albums, lyrics, names and all the rest so I could use the band to not only be successful, but to express my artistry as much as possible.
Now I am telling you everything about a band that hasn't even be formed yet.