Embarrassment....
Just farted, kinda loud, the bad thing is:
I'm sitting in a wooden chair, in the middle of a library, how fun is that?
I'm sitting in a wooden chair, in the middle of a library, how fun is that?
Changing the name
I think I'm going to stop writing under this name, so if anyone reads this and wants to continue to read the stuff that I write in livejournal, go to 
bminefee instead. I just wanted to change my name is all. That's about it.
bminefee instead. I just wanted to change my name is all. That's about it.I like the sound of that
News, but not necessarily good.
Well, got the news that I've been waiting for, but with an extra spin I hadn't hoped for, but it's cool. I've been withdrawn from Wooster,and I can't reapply for readmission until the second semester, January of 2005, so that sucks. I've got to hold a full course load at another college and get at least a 3.0 GPA out of that load.
Doesn't matter, just more time than I was hoping for, but it doesn't change my plans.
Fuck stipulations.
Muahahahaha.
Doesn't matter, just more time than I was hoping for, but it doesn't change my plans.
Fuck stipulations.
Muahahahaha.
Heh, at least two of 'em here...
Saw my buddies Brandon and Chris today. First thing out of their mouths,
"Same assed Brad, still sarcastic and funny as hell."
I didn't get it because they're funnier than me, but I am more sarcastic, so I understood their statements half way. We joked about how the three of us thought we were at the baseball park to be re-hired, but our boss Tony was going to come and fire us. Just as we had finished talking about that, Tony walks in and points at the three of us before he looks at anyone else, how fun. We couldn't help but bust out laughing in a silent room of about twenty people or so. How fun it is going to be to work with those two assholes.
"Same assed Brad, still sarcastic and funny as hell."
I didn't get it because they're funnier than me, but I am more sarcastic, so I understood their statements half way. We joked about how the three of us thought we were at the baseball park to be re-hired, but our boss Tony was going to come and fire us. Just as we had finished talking about that, Tony walks in and points at the three of us before he looks at anyone else, how fun. We couldn't help but bust out laughing in a silent room of about twenty people or so. How fun it is going to be to work with those two assholes.
Primary colors?? Red, Yellow, Blue...aye?
Red and yellow make orange, right?
I think it makes orange, well anyways, that's what ends up in my toilet after I pee, so I'm kinda worried about that.
There's also other physical happenings I'm not willing to disclose that have had me worried for a bit.
Next subject,
I lost it.
Damn it, it slipped my mind.
I think it makes orange, well anyways, that's what ends up in my toilet after I pee, so I'm kinda worried about that.
There's also other physical happenings I'm not willing to disclose that have had me worried for a bit.
Next subject,
I lost it.
Damn it, it slipped my mind.
Let me count the ways
Had a weird dream last night,
Being duct taped to the floor and being punched in the face until my mouth and nose start bleeding, then I woke up.
So I'm guessing either my subconscious mind is moonlighting as an S&M personality or I'm just having horrible dream luck...
I'll leave that one up to youse...
Went to the bathroom this morning, brushed my teeth, then I noticed that the weird patterns on my tongue that I've had all my life had changed, that's either weird, or really cool.
Chameleon Tongue Man!!!!!
(Action figure stolen separately.)
I've had like cotton mouth/lip for the past few days as well, I'm drinking water, bathing in chapstick but still I feel like "Return of the Mummy," which is great because I was told I had an Ethiopian nose, and the damn Egyptian Ankh I got for my 19th birthday may help that old Egyptian fore-father of "Bradalikusekjh Minefetus" come back and take over my urban self... HOW EXCITING!!!!
Anyways, more chronicles of "NUCCA I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU CATCH ME TRIPPING AND FALLING OVER A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCARY MOVIE!!!"
Peace.
Being duct taped to the floor and being punched in the face until my mouth and nose start bleeding, then I woke up.
So I'm guessing either my subconscious mind is moonlighting as an S&M personality or I'm just having horrible dream luck...
I'll leave that one up to youse...
Went to the bathroom this morning, brushed my teeth, then I noticed that the weird patterns on my tongue that I've had all my life had changed, that's either weird, or really cool.
Chameleon Tongue Man!!!!!
(Action figure stolen separately.)
I've had like cotton mouth/lip for the past few days as well, I'm drinking water, bathing in chapstick but still I feel like "Return of the Mummy," which is great because I was told I had an Ethiopian nose, and the damn Egyptian Ankh I got for my 19th birthday may help that old Egyptian fore-father of "Bradalikusekjh Minefetus" come back and take over my urban self... HOW EXCITING!!!!
Anyways, more chronicles of "NUCCA I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU CATCH ME TRIPPING AND FALLING OVER A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCARY MOVIE!!!"
Peace.
One more thing b4 I bounce...
I had a weird thought while I was pulling up to a stop sign, I saw these three asian folks and they were just letting every car in the lineup drive right by them, as if they didn't know that they had the right of way.
So I get up to the sign next, and I do the little "Go ahead" wave to them, and they look and smile and continue on across the street.
So, out loud, I asked myself a question....
"Does Eurasia have stop signs? I mean you never notice them in the movies and things like that. I mean, think about James Bond for example, when he's chasing someone in his foreign sportscar and he whips around the corner with complete disregard for whatever pedestrians that may be around the next bend....You never see a car sitting at a stop sign do you? The car that almost hits Bond just happens to hit their brakes just in time to avoid an accident.
I dunno, weird, eh?
So I get up to the sign next, and I do the little "Go ahead" wave to them, and they look and smile and continue on across the street.
So, out loud, I asked myself a question....
"Does Eurasia have stop signs? I mean you never notice them in the movies and things like that. I mean, think about James Bond for example, when he's chasing someone in his foreign sportscar and he whips around the corner with complete disregard for whatever pedestrians that may be around the next bend....You never see a car sitting at a stop sign do you? The car that almost hits Bond just happens to hit their brakes just in time to avoid an accident.
I dunno, weird, eh?
Work in Progress
I'm feeling a tad bit better today, even though I didn't get much sleep.I drank like a two liter of ginger ale in about five minutes.Made my stomach deflate(gas) and my head stopped being so wobbly.I've still got this stomach ache though, and the headache lingers still.I should kill the person that created headaches and give him/her one before they die.
Recent Weirdest Sightings:
A gentleman wearing a business suit, reading a paper...
Seems "normal," right?
Oh, yeah, he was digging in his nose rigorously...
2: A squirrel just fell out of a tree onto the hood of my mom's car while I was parked outside of her job waiting for her to get off of work. The strange thing was that he was holding a whole half of an apple as he fell, he never let go of it.
3: An asian girl was window shopping at my mom's salon,(this was right after the squirrel ran off) and she was digging in her nose standing right in front of the window. It's a hugggggggggge window and the place was packed and she's just digging away.
Recent Weirdest Sightings:
A gentleman wearing a business suit, reading a paper...
Seems "normal," right?
Oh, yeah, he was digging in his nose rigorously...
2: A squirrel just fell out of a tree onto the hood of my mom's car while I was parked outside of her job waiting for her to get off of work. The strange thing was that he was holding a whole half of an apple as he fell, he never let go of it.
3: An asian girl was window shopping at my mom's salon,(this was right after the squirrel ran off) and she was digging in her nose standing right in front of the window. It's a hugggggggggge window and the place was packed and she's just digging away.
Nignorance is bliss
You know, I was doing some thinking while I was driving home from the grocery store the other day.
Why don't all black neighborhoods have working pay phones?
Why do public bathrooms in black communities need to be reported to Streets and Sanitation?
I'll tell you why,some young African American teens are ignorant and just want attention. For instance, one my way home the other day, I pull up to a red light, next to this red Corsica, the music is blaring, and the passenger is screaming into her phone(you know the "hold the phone three inches from your mouth because you're too stupid to hold it regularly" move)because the music is too loud.
So I glance back over at the driver, and she's trying to be miss pimp, sunglasses, weave in her hair, and all of that.
But guess what? She's got on pink looney toon socks!!!!
Wanna know how I knew? She's got her fucking left foot hanging out of the driver side window like a fucking idiot. It looks like she's using her foot as a lance and she's about to joust against another car or something!!!
Another thing,we can't have arcades in the black community, know why?
When we lose the game, we get to beating the shit out of the goddamn machine.
Back to the payphones...
This woman was banging the receiver against the change slot on the payphone, it was so loud we heard it down the block and figured it was construction or something. Then a man from a nearby apartment building yells, "Stop beating on the goddamn phone like that! You lost your change, give it up!"
She replies, "Bring your ass down here and I'll beat the shit out of you, that's what I thought, bitch!"
So yeah, "Nignorance is blatant AND bliss."
Why don't all black neighborhoods have working pay phones?
Why do public bathrooms in black communities need to be reported to Streets and Sanitation?
I'll tell you why,some young African American teens are ignorant and just want attention. For instance, one my way home the other day, I pull up to a red light, next to this red Corsica, the music is blaring, and the passenger is screaming into her phone(you know the "hold the phone three inches from your mouth because you're too stupid to hold it regularly" move)because the music is too loud.
So I glance back over at the driver, and she's trying to be miss pimp, sunglasses, weave in her hair, and all of that.
But guess what? She's got on pink looney toon socks!!!!
Wanna know how I knew? She's got her fucking left foot hanging out of the driver side window like a fucking idiot. It looks like she's using her foot as a lance and she's about to joust against another car or something!!!
Another thing,we can't have arcades in the black community, know why?
When we lose the game, we get to beating the shit out of the goddamn machine.
Back to the payphones...
This woman was banging the receiver against the change slot on the payphone, it was so loud we heard it down the block and figured it was construction or something. Then a man from a nearby apartment building yells, "Stop beating on the goddamn phone like that! You lost your change, give it up!"
She replies, "Bring your ass down here and I'll beat the shit out of you, that's what I thought, bitch!"
So yeah, "Nignorance is blatant AND bliss."