I will succeed because I’m crazy

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers

I just think it's crazy when something has an objectively amazing story and it's hitting all the right buttons but there are just. So few women. It's crazy. It's crazy to me that STILL we are in a place where women are not equally represented in media. Like. It's really normal to have a cast where there's only a few women and they never really speak to one another. That's NORMAL. it's wild I'm going insane how are we letting all these amazing stories exist without WOMEN

i complain in a more virtuous and ethical way than other people

how about you stop fucking around and call me when you're ready to actually get serious about appetizers

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .