On today's random intrusive thought

Meme from here

i can't have nightmares about school anymore. i mean that literally; my bullshit tolerance is so low it interrupts the narrative. i'll dream i'm back in a elementary/middle school classroom having a bad time, and i get so infuriated i simply stand up and walk out. boom nightmare over. exit school grounds, onwards to the next thing. once the narrative lasted long enough for me to hitchhike to a fastfood place and get chicken nuggies (for which i did not pay). adulthood is a gift actually

#god I wish #im a teacher now so I still have school nightmares just about new problems

terrifying yet fascinating tags @destiel-is-sammys-otp

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every note this get i get 10% gayer

its exponential btw

2342 notes now, how do you feel?

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evercold rdm alisaie 🌹

how loud do you want your volume

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watching a youtuber learning how to play a video game you already know how to play is the worst form of ragebait

oh my god he can't fucking read

there are words on the screen and he ISN'T READING THEM

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

Tis I~! Thy guardian spirit, haark~! 😇 Prithee listen, 🙏 in half a year hence, thou shalt perish from want of sustenance 🥺 And should I fail to shield thee, I shall be cast out to the dogs! 🫢 A most dire fate! 🙏 Ha ha, therefore. 🙏 I have perused the causes of such a terrible death as thine, and tis revealed: Thy demise is wholly avoidable! 😯 Alack! 😆 There is aplenty to sustain thee without hindering another's life, yet thou art forbidden to partake! 🤨 Whaaat pray tell? 🤷‍♀️ Verily, thy death is preordained by the swine of 'House Shareholders'. Verily. 🙏 I have been dispatching souls to the afterlife hence.

Supposed "free thinkers" when there is a lot of wind.

WIMDY

THE WIND IS TRANSGENDER???

Be supportive of the wimd

Nothing like holding my love

fun fact!

There are no ducks in this post.

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

Tower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers

Big Ben? Look at the Arabic numerals on the clock face. This was clearly a monument to The Lord erected by Sunni scholars and master architects.