Ok so some stupid jokes

Stupid jokes!
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees.

“Well, back in 1944 in Africa,” the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a tree when I heard a noise. Next thing I know the biggest lion I’ve ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this…RO-A-A-R-R-R! Well, I just shit my pants.”

The young men are amazed. One of them says, “I don’t blame you. I’d crap my pants too if a lion jumped at me like that!”

The old man shakes his head and says, “No, no, not then—just now when I said roar!”

And one of my own:
So this pirate walks into a bar looking really pissed off.
The bartender looks down at him and notices that he has a steering mast stuck on the end of his dick.
So he says to the pirate, "Hey, you know you have a steering mast stuck on the end of your dick?"
And the pirate says, "Yeah, arrr, its been driving me nuts."
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1. Name. Towfie ...or .. ya
2. Age.22
3. Location.Earth
4. Favorite movies.Kill Bill
5. Favorite music.songs i don't hate.
6. Your idea of a good time. good time is a code for SEX
7. Most recent hatecrime you have commited. saying russians r human
8. Meanest hatecrime you have commited. let a cat get in a bird's cage ... haha it was an awsome battle, the cat won though
9. Race you dislike most. hamasneh
10. Religion.u know what !! ... FUCK YOU ...
11. Why you applied. I don't have an excuse ... I admitt .. I'm guilty
12. Why are we so cool? cuz ain't no mountain high enough ... !!!
13. My pictures are on their way.
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Pimpin S0ul

go on an touch my lucky charmz

1. Name. Alvin "S0ul less" Siron
2. Age. 20
3. Location. Lake O, Oregon
4. Favorite movies. The Matrix, Fight Club, Super Troopers,
5. Favorite music. w00 : 311, pennywise, incubus, korn, bouncing souls, afi, blink 182, greenday, all that is punk
slipknot, slayer, i do realize 311 and korn aren't punk but you get the point. system of a down, Rancid, no doubt
coal chamber, dog fashion disco and many muches morez.
6. Your idea of a good time. Chillin with friendz, whether i'm getting wasted or just pissin you off i'll sing you a song.
or pass out.
7. Most recent hatecrime you have commited. i would say wait, no that's not racial...uhhh not really down with the
whole hate crime stuff since we're all from one asshole or another.
8. Meanest hatecrime you have commited. broke a 6th graders nose for making fun of my name. i was in kindergarten.
dont f*** with me.
9. Race you dislike most. Anyone who is annoying, whether it's their voice, or their attitude. i'm bitch slap your ass.
10. Religion. Alvinizm. more of a suicide anarchist cult kinda thang.
11. Why you applied. cuz you all know you secretly want to touch and worship the very ground that i walk and piss on.
12. Why are we so cool? Cuz dammitt i love you guyz. in a sexual sense, not that mushy friendly bullsh!t.
13. 4 pictures of yourself. 3 of you and 1 of you drinking/drunk.
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RAWR

i gave rami my damn application cause ... well i thought he might do somehting with it ... but i suppose he didnt ... so yes ... i guess i shall post it here ...

1. Name. Ashley Garbs
2. Age. 16
3. Location. Pinole Cali....
4. Favorite movies. Fight CLub, Oceans Eleven, Moulin Rouge, Drive-thru DVD ... and anything thats HOT!!! ... Rami knows what i am talking about ... yeah!!!!
5. Favorite music. Rxbandits, Locale AM, Suburbanlegends, Blink 182, The Early November, Desa, The Matches, Mae, Finch, Senses Fail, No Doubt, Phantom Planet, Incubus, Hoobastank, Yellowcars, Weezer, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Simple Plan, Something COrporate, SugarCult, Zebrahead, AFI, Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional, Evanescence, Hot Hot Heat, Le TIgre, Maroon 5, The Bled, THe Format, THe Starting Line, THe Used, THe Strokes, THe Ted Dancin' Machine, New Found GLory, Poison the Well, Rancid, Jack off Jill, Tegan and Sara, Tenatious D, The Bled, Melee, and a few other i am sure
6. Your idea of a good time. HMmm..... Being Happy is a good time (hopefully alcohol and boys are involved in this "Happiness")
7. Most recent hatecrime you have commited. ...ummm.... Racial Slurs in the back of Chemistry
8. Meanest hatecrime you have commited. Tell Rami my "boyfriend" bought me a Camaro ... and then telling him he was a dumbass ... ;) i am so sweet huh?
9. Race you dislike most. does Rami count as a Race??
10. Religion. ....................Fuck That...................
11. Why you applied. Rami is very convincing ... and i need to meet new people .... honestly rami is so not enough
12. Why are we so cool? cause you consist of mike and Rami ... sounds fuckin cool/Hot to me .... oh yes ... i am gettin all hot and bothered just thinking about it

there ya go ... do with it what you will i dont get how to apply

and the pix ... well i have no good ones on the comp ... so i need a camera phone ... rami!!! maybe oleg and i can work something out ... right-tio ...

good b y e
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