my dead wife. the ad free internet
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi
Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead
RYAN GOSLING as Ryland Grace
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
