Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Happy "Expressing My Lust For You Cuz You're F'ing Hawt Day!!"

Anytime I need to see your face
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chicka cherry cola

I don't need to try to explain;
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you

Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh I would die to find out

I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for
But a look, and then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for

Conversation has a time and place
In the interaction of a lover and a mate,
But the time of talking, using symbols, using words
Can be likened to a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you

Oooooh yeah, oooh yeah
But, ooh I would die to find out
So can we find out?

...anybody out there?

I am here to say...

I have nothing to say.

That is all.

I wanna make some Watermelon Sherbet...or Ice Cream...or something frozen & Yummy.
I have an ice cream maker at home, the inner tube is already frozen and ready to go.
....but I need a recipe. Can anyone on my F-List help me?

Big Phat Happy Birthday!
To The One, The Only
flameprincess
Much Love & Happiness for you Today!

Too FUNNY!



Much Thanks beauty_moves for posting this, it totally made me LOL!

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.
And there you are,

Sitting on your butt ,
At your computer, reading jokes.


Nice. Real nice!!

WOW!

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It has been so nice and quiet here at work this morning that I decided to spend the time playing with my Tagged site.
Maybe I will get around to doing something with my "My Space" page next...

Wanna see the progress go to My Tagged Page