*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*
I'm not sure what a gougar counter I but I've heard of Geiger counter.
i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).
WRONG
IT WAS A GOUGER
“This is a medical emergency and you should call 911 immediately” no, Google AI summary, you don’t understand. 1, why are you here I thought I typed -ai, and 2, I’m just a whump writer. No one’s pelvic bone is broken.
Well. Okay. SOMEONE’S pelvic bone is broken. But no one you can help.
Well. Okay. SOMEONE’S
pelvic bone is broken. But
no one you can help.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true
Anonymous asked:
besides a dog or cat what animal would you like as a pet? I ask because I have a chameleon, and she’s so cute :>, and I don’t think people appreciate non cat/dog pets enough
stealingpotatoes answered:
oo a chameleon is cool! i love guinea pigs, especially my friend’s one who i sometimes look after <3
I love guinea pigs without any fur so here my son Pavlova
I have 5 others babies hehe I might take pictures later
the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this
i'm sure that this has also been added somewhere else, but there is a toolkit over at affirming connections to send an email to the media relations for tim hortons and their parent company, RBI:
the promotion starts on august 12th, but that doesn't mean that there isn't time to send an email!
