it's still too early to believe

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[ ooc; And that's a wrap with Shinji! It's been a lot of fun playing him here the past year and the crew has been amazing, past and present. Thanks to everyone who put up with him and his inner diva lol ♥ ]

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The hell're people havin' beef over? Forget sacrifices. Ain't like you've never eaten a burger or somethin'. And if you think playin' with your food's gonna up your chances you might wanna get haulin', it's gettin' past dinnertime.

... I'm havin' lamb kabob tonight. This stuff's expensive in Tokyo.

[ filtered; bleach crew + people he knows; ]

If you haven't already figured, the Urahara Shop is holdin' up fine. Up to you whether or not you wanna come.

[ /filtered; ]


[ ooc; lol assuming he knows how to operate a grill... ]

... Livin' in a warehouse ain't the same as livin' in a lot of other places. You gotta deal with issues that don't come up in apartments or houses or...

First of all, there ain't no doors. You got this big entrance the size of a truck on one side, but that's it. Windows are generally kinda shoddy — don't make the high-end, lastin' types at these sorts of places. It doesn't matter how much you scrub 'em... after a while, they don't lose that yellow tint.

Some don't got proper floors. And I'm talkin' like, no floors. Maybe they had 'em a while ago, but they're long gone by the time you get there. Or maybe they are there when you get there, but they ain't gonna last long. Eventually something's gonna bring it down...

So when these floors get all busted, that means the ceiling's gonna start comin' apart too. It's almost like dodgeball, dependin' on how big the chunks of concrete fallin' down are. Wouldn't recommend gettin' hit by one. The main frame of the joint might last, but there're gonna be leaks too. Pails do the trick but... ain't no helpin' the decor, in any case.

Also, everythin' echoes.

The only thing for it's to, you know. Build an underground dimension that ain't much better.


...You get used to it.

Let's get one thing straight here.

I don't 'specially like cheesecake. S'alright. But just alright. Nothin' more to it.

[ And that's all he's got to say about the Gaga-Moon thing. ]

...City stitched my shirts with H all over 'em, for Hirako. Or hip, happenin', handsome...

[ No way it stands for hollow, hiding, helpless... 'cause he ain't. ]

Not that it needs sayin'. Tame sorta curse.

[ have some scuffling noises and the like because his shoes are clickin' against city streets ]

— didn't I, Sarugaki-saaaan? You keep draggin' me for gigs in these sorts of towns while I coulda been showin' at some ritzy place 'stead of... wherever this is. [ pause ] No. No, I ain't lost. The hell do you think I am? [ pause ] .... The right word for it's famous, all right, I ain't no one's cash cow. Idiot. Whatever. It just ain't my idea of a hotspot.

[ rustling sounds as he pulls device away from his ear to ignore hiyori on the line... and as he does, the audio feed catches the UNMISTAKABLE yelling and shouting of someone getting mugged. CRIME HAPPENS, PEOPLE. it's happening right now. rustling again as he puts the device back closer to his ear. ]

Venue's gonna be... The Raven? ...Yeah, okay, I got some business to take care of. Catch you there.

[ have a click and now it's video! because he's accidentally turned that on instead of hanging up... observe him frowning even harder than he already was as he watches the crime progress. he stomps over to the npcs, both of whom pause and look up.. ]

Of all the random bull I get stuck with handlin'... aight, let's do this. Vizard prism power, maaaaaaake-up.



In the name of the Moon, but mainly for bein' a general waste of my time, y'all gonna get punished.

[ so shinji ends the mugger. the person originally getting mugged tries to stop shinji but gets ended by the power of the moon too. feeling pretty good about saving the day, shinji transforms back to normal and leaves the scene. after all, his totally trendy, expensive gucci loafers were made for walking. now, to find the venue... ]


[ ooc; getting ended = getting cured of dark moon energy, not killed. ...............bleach crew genre switch! shounen => shoujo. he's lady gaga a pop star by day, sailor moon by night. TRICKY PART: unless your character is Tuxedo Mask-level perceptive (lol you decide what that means), it should be difficult to recognize him as having been Sailor Moon, even if you just saw him transform. THEY JUST LOOK SO DIFFERENT OMFG!! responses will be from hollowrazzi, action/audio/video are go. ]

[ audio starts up with a little static at first, because he's turned the device on carelessly ]

So where's a guy get mirrors 'round here? Ones that don't got things crawlin' outta 'em. If that shadow town's gonna be on the other end, I ain't puttin' it past its nature to go introducin' us to sides of each other no one wants to see, next time somethin' like this goes down.

[ bamftastic sigh of frustration, after which he pauses, and adds less irritably: ]

...S'the first time people're gettin' invited though. Deities've prolly realized it's as borin' there as it looks. Maybe that architect guy who busted the barriers before went on strike again. Not that tapin' holes up with gum and glue ain't my idea of a good job... but it obviously ain't workin', least not in this sense.

[ another pause, because seriously, how did that work anyway...? ]

Yeah, so. Grudge-free reflective surfaces, magic paste, whatever —


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{ text; anonymous; }

Calling all cute girls and I guess casanovas.

Hypothetically speaking, how would you help out a wayward sister who otherwise acts more like a mister get the man who's more like the dame of her dreams, despite their differences in probably...everything...?

Wayward sister has problems showing affection. Man of her dreams is a nerd generally unfriendly. Failed tactics include but aren't limited to hitting ... on, shouting at, and very occasionally trying to kill hugging each other. Outside interference Couples therapy is necessary hypothetically available.

With a little assistance, odds are short of impossible, which is still optimistic!

[ ooc; back from my foreveratus sorry sorry mlia and the works. all responses from him are anonymous text. strikes = thoughts, so definitely aren't there. ]

It's hard to tell whether this month was more or less tryin' than last for the City at large, but I'm bankin' on it gettin' festive either way. Holidays and all that.

What I ain't bankin' on it being is more of the holidays and less of the all that.


... Well, here's lookin' at December.

... Halloween's gettin' better every year.



[ ooc; fff foward dated to the evening of the 31st. Anything goes! ]