[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie
I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.
No I think this is the terminator universe so we’re not the bad guys
My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix
The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me
What’s the difference between square leg and Square leg
got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style
Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
Cross my heart and rub my tummy, lick my lips and eat a yummy
everybody wants to rule the world
why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me.
One Piece worldbuilding dares to ask the question what if the highest-security prison in the world had a gay bar in it
boiling an egg is so scary you don't know what's happening in there. it could be hard boiled it could be soft boiled it could be not ready yet but unless you time it perfectly you won't know until you commit to cracking it open. and then you can't go back. you've committed. and buddy i've committed to some eggs i did not want to eat.
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
