Hi! I'm Renato!

@renatogpadilla

Late 20's. He/Him. Straight. KeyKid and Knight of Hyrule!

CritRole Fighting Game Masterpost:

I have this ideas for movesets for characters from Critical Role for a Fighting Game and I've made some movelists based on the fanart I've seen... I DO have to do a lot more characters so far, so I'm gonna put the ones already done here:

Grog and Yasha! (Art by @marie-claire-art)

Beau (and eventually Ashton!) (Art by @oddthesungod)

Characters I still have planned:

From Vox Machina:

- Grog

- Scanlan

- Vax

- Keyleth

- Pike

- Vex (w/ Trinket!)

- Percy

- Tary

- Tiberius (Fuck his player, but the character was fun.)

- Bertrand Bell (Obligatory joke character!)

- The Briarwoods (Delilah main w/ Sylas install!)

- Anna Ripley

- Raishan

From The Mighty Nein:

- Beau

- Yasha

- Fjord

- Jester

- Mollymauk / Kingsley / Lucien (It'll make sense, I swear!)

- Caduceus

- Nott (She'll get a drunk meter!)

- Veth (Essentially "Akuma Nott"!)

- Caleb

- Essek

- Lorenzo

- Avantika

- Obann

- Astrid (and Eadwulf)

- Trent Ikithon

Obligatory Wave 1 DLC - Friends of Vox Machina:

- Gilmore

- Kash

- Zahra

- Kerrek

- Allura & Kima

DLC Wave 2 - Friends of the Mighty Nein:

- Pumat Sol

- Calianna

- Shakaste

- Keg

- Twiggy

- Reani

DLC Wave 3 - The Crownkeepers:

- Opal (and Ted!)

- Fy'ra Rai

- Dariax

- Morrighan

- Dorian Storm

DLC Wave 4 - Bell's Hells:

- Imogen

- Laudna

- Orym

- Fearne

- Ashton

- Fresh Cut Grass

- Chetney

- Braius

DLC Wave 5 - Hellish Villains:

- Otohan Thull

- Sorrowlord Zathuda

- Ludinus Da'leth

- And Matt Mercer, as the Dungeon Master.

That's all! I was debating putting Yussa in there, but I realized bro just stayed on his tower and occasionally needed rescue...

Hopefully I don't take another YEAR to complete the next character on the list... Spoilers for the campaigns in the move lists, btw! Just in case!

If you're interested in hearing about any particualr one, lemme know!

Wait so

Strelitzia ->dandelion union leader(essentially entrusted with leading 1/5th o Keyblade wielderdom post keyblade war) chosen by master ava and the mom

Sigurd -> Scalan Keyblade Wielder with unknown social standing

Vali -> quit Mark of mastery due to Baldr problem and then Died

Sora -> Failed their Mark of mastery exam because of Xehanort

I love the Idea of Strelitzia potentially being the only Keyblade master among these 4

This is fucked to say but Hayden Panettiere passing away a day after the Kingdom Hearts 25th Anniversary Panel, and Haley and David, her co-stars, her BOYS, reading the letter her character wrote over 20 years ago fucking destroyed me this morning and I NEED to know how she died.

My brain still can't process it... I.. I feel like I lost a friend today.

Rest in Light, Princess.

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

8 pages you say

Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.