what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

She's being so big and brave.

The long awaited sequel.

I've always written everything by hand before typing. Staring at a blank word document doesn't inspire the words to come.

But a blank paper and a blue pen and the words come at a steady pace.

aaaand here's a link to the paper :)

All y'all better be reblogging this

I am a night owl in a sea of early birds…

I love very specific cakes

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

A companion:

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

Ohhh nooo…

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

please do not order sex toys when you’re at your peak horny because you may overestimate how much dick you can take and order something ridiculous. i heard this from a friend of mine named me

i changed my mind i believe in myself i can do this

i mean my friend can do this

Pedestrian traffic lights

Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:

Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):

The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:

Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):

Traffic light lady in Bremen:

Karl Marx light in Trier:

Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:

Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):

A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:

Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:

Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:

Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:

Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:

A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:

Bishop in Fulda:

Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung

Enjoy!

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

Another addition would be the Schützenfest Ampelmännchen in Neuss

y Nijntje! (Utrecht, Netherlands)