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voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

we'll be hanging off of you like male genitalia

Journal created:
on 16 May 2004 (#3170511)
Updated:
on 6 November 2004
Name:
redlightsuburbs
Membership:
Moderated
Posting Access:
All Members
External Services:
-14, platenim blonde hair (goes down to even lighter blonde), bluish blue eyes, 5"3.5"
-fav colors: purple, yellow, hot pink, black, kelly green, celereun (or whtvr itz called lol) and sepia (or maybe sepia is one level below)
-i luv aminals obviously. i hav an incredibly cute guinea pig, 2 parakeets, a ring-tailed lemur, three muskrats and a macaw
-i hav ADD!

lol POPCORN lol hannah!!!!

We are not exactly dedicated to any movement or ideology. We’re sure you’ve noticed it- our environments are being conquered by the mass-produced stupidity (it’s on sale at Hot Topic) and we are out to not be affected by it. Basically, we encourage you to share rendez-vouses with your favorite red light ladies, post the day’s stupidest away message and profile information, or just rant and rave (lol i luv that store). There are very few rules and requirements:

•You must have acceptable grammar, spelling, and punctuation in published posts. Grammar is really what we’ll kick you out for, but don’t be a lazy fuck (who likes those?), please spell check your posts. The exception to this is, of course, if you are posting something by a suburban slut. No excessive exclamation marks, question marks, and ellipses unless necessary.

•If you are a suburan slut, please, do not apply. It is not cool to join a community that makes fun of you. Slut.

•Please help recruit people! This is a very serious epidemic that is sweeping the States, Canada, and other countries. We know that for a fact that all 10 out of 10 people are affected/bothered by these red light honeys.

•No shitty music allowed in the music comment box.

DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE PLEASURE, NOT THE PAIN.

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