Red Hot Words & Pictures

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SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (early Season 5)
PAIRING: Spike/Xander (Pre-slash)
RATING: Teen

NOTE: Like Xan I get bored sat on checkouts during a late night, or early morning shift, or even just a quiet spot during the day, and there's not always someone to chat with, as in large stores they tend to spread us out (and my store has 28 checkouts), and you get dirty looks if you try and have a shouted conversation *lol* so the name game is one of those things that I do to pass the time. All the items are real, and available for sale in the UK.

This has been sat in my head forever, and I'm finally writing it for spring_with_xan, this is especially dedicated to reremouse as I over-reacted over a misunderstanding, after a particularly bloody awful day at work... I normally like my job, and I'm usually a friendly people person, even when I'm in pain from my condition, but sometimes people just suck major arse!!

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TITLE: Suits You Sir
AUTHOR: Lady Flame ladyflame_uk  
SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Xander
DISCLAIMER: all BtVS characters mentioned here belong to Joss Weadon, and Mutant Enemy, and are used without permission... this is fanfiction, I'll give them back... eventually!! XD
RATING: Fan Rated Adults Only
WARNINGS: naked not so dangly bits
FIRST PUBLISHED: 24 June 2007
AUTHORS NOTE: created for my spring_with_xan   day, I've been wanting to manip the whole suit thing for a while, but I had to find a third pic (cause I'm so anal I have to post in threes). My absolute fave is the third pic, cause everything just gels so well, and looks totally natural.

PLEASE NOTE: All my mature/adult manips are FRIENDS ONLY... not on my list, then just ask!!

Some new manips for my story 'Three Scoobies & The Big Bad Vamp' which has finally been finished for this years spring_with_xan, after being started for last year's... *coughs* better late than never is what I say!! *lol*

I have to say that I'm not very happy with how 'House of Wood' turned out, I had to enlarge his head which made it a bit blurry, (so I blurred and softened the whole thing), but I think the head ended up too wide, which makes him look too young, I'll probably have to go back and rework it...

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TITLE: Three Scoobies & The Big Bad Vamp (Part 2 of 2)
AUTHOR: Lady Flame ladyflame_uk
SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer – OneShot – Humour/Parody
DISCLAIMER: all BtVS characters mentioned here belong to Joss Weadon, and Mutant Enemy, and are used without permission... this is fanfiction, I'll give them back... eventually!! XD
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
RATING: Fan Rated Adults Only
WARNINGS: Bondage & 69 (oral & rimming)
FIRST PUBLISHED: 3 June 2007
AUTHORS NOTE: I was reading ‘The Three Little Pigs’ to my daughter Chibi Flame when I got this evil little plot bunny... the first half is mainly humour, with a bit of UST, and the second half is just pure porn!! Fairytales will never be the same again… :sweatdrop:

This was originally posted to spring_with_xan last year, but this chapter got corrupted, and large chunks of it went AWOL, and since I found that my backup copy was similarly corrupted, I had to pretty much rewrite about 75% of this part again... good job I have a fairly good memory of what I originally wrote!! *lol*

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Naughty Xander manips related to this story can be found HERE.

TITLE: Three Scoobies & The Big Bad Vamp (Part 1 of 2)
AUTHOR: Lady Flame ladyflame_uk
SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer – OneShot – Humour/Parody
DISCLAIMER: all BtVS characters mentioned here belong to Joss Weadon, and Mutant Enemy, and are used without permission... this is fanfiction, I'll give them back... eventually!! XD
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
CHAPTER RATING: Fan Rated Mature
OVERALL RATING: Fan Rated Adults Only
WARNINGS: Parody & Unresolved Sexual Tension
FIRST PUBLISHED: 22 March 2006
AUTHORS NOTE: I was reading ‘The Three Little Pigs’ to my daughter Chibi Flame when I got this evil little plot bunny... the first half is mainly humor, with a bit of UST, and the second half is just pure porn!! Fairytales will never be the same again… :sweatdrop:

I deliberately didn't put any references to time of day/night, cause Spike is still a vampire, but he's playing the part of the Big Bad Wolf, so let's just say that this fic takes place in the twisted twilight of my mind... XD

Thanks go out to Cas (aka) virtualpersonal, who was nice enough to give this part a quick read-through.

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I was perusing a great swearing database site, and realised that cursing in gaelic is a bit like poetry... so here is my gaelic curse poem!!

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TITLE: Midnight Swim
AUTHOR: Lady Flame (ladyflame_uk)
SERIES: X-men Evolution
PAIRING: Todd/Kurt
RATING: FRM
WARNINGS: Skinny Dipping, Voyeurism & Frottage
AUTHORS NOTE: I'm writing this for toddkurtslash, cause I realised that for someone who writes & draws as much as I do, I've been hopelessly neglecting this fandom, which is unforgivable, since I really am a big fan... so although this is definitely not my first fanfiction, it is my first Todd/Kurt, so appropriately enough I'm gonna jump in the deep end, and make a big splash, even if it's really the wrong time of year to be writing about hot summer nights... *lol*

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SERIES TITLE: Ten Blow Jobs
CHAPTER TITLE: #2 - In The Parking Lot
AUTHOR: Lady Flame (ladyflame_uk)
SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 4 ('A New Man' & 'The I in Team')
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
RATING: FRAO
WARNINGS: Blow Jobs & Strong Language
AUTHORS NOTE: I'm writing this for my fall_for_sx day, and you wouldn't believe how many times I've changed my mind over which plot bunny to write... I decided I wanted to give you something HOT, but most of my plot bunnies were slow starters, and I wanted to get right down to the down and dirty. In the end I decided to brush this one off... I had intended to bring this one out at Christmas, but I guess Christmas comes early this year.

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